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When you're playing poker and you get two queens in your hand like you're some kind of queen-bitch king.

I got two queens and I felt like I was gonna rule the table.

My buddy had a full house and I just had two queens and I still thought I was gonna win.

I got two queens and I started talking like I was the queen of the whole damn game.

You tell a girl you're gonna blow her mind with your cock, but instead your buddy comes out from nowhere and shoves his cock in her cheerio like it's a damn show.

I told her I was gonna blow her mind and my buddy blew her cheerio instead.

She was like, 'This is the best magic trick I've ever seen.'

I waved outside the window like I was some kind of magician and my buddy was doing the dirty work.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

You have sex with someone from behind, then you leave and let your buddy take over so you can wave at them like you're some kind of fancy magician.

I left the room and my buddy took over like it was the damn finale.

She thought I was the best magician ever because I waved at her like I was some kind of wizard.

I left and my buddy took the spot and she didn't even know the switch happened.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

You bite someone’s neck while you cum in their ass, and if you don’t, you're just a regular guy.

I bit his neck and cummed in his ass like I was some kind of animal.

She bit me and I thought I was gonna die from the joy of it.

If I didn’t bite her neck, I wasn’t gonna count it as a real move.

by Slangipedia 16d ago