Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When a girl rips a hole in the side of your jeans, she shoves her hand in your pants and jerks you off until you cum like a dog in heat.

My jeans had a rip and Sarah was all over me like a rash.

He was so turned on he spilled his soda on the floor.

She took my jeans and made me cum in front of my whole class.

2

A Sidey is a weak actor from Bombay who plays second fiddle to the main guy. They’re like the weirdo in the class who no one talks to.

That guy in the movie was a total Sidey, just standing there like he didn’t matter.

My friend is a Sidey, he sits in the back and no one even notices him.

She was a Sidey in the play, and everyone laughed at her.

3

A Sidey is a European pal who’s tough as nails. He’s the kind of guy who’d punch you in the face and laugh about it.

My buddy from Europe is a Sidey, he fights like a lunatic.

He’s a Sidey and would beat you up just for fun.

That guy is a Sidey, he’s tougher than a brick wall.

4

A Sidey is such a brainless idiot he sits away from everyone during tests because he’s a spazz and no one wants to be near him.

He sat all the way at the end of the class, like he was trying to hide.

He’s a Sidey, he couldn’t even sit with the normal people.

He got sent to the back of the room because he was a total mess.

5

To Sidey is to clear the table like it’s your job, throwing plates like a maniac.

She Sideyed the table so fast, the plates flew like rockets.

He Sideyed the table and knocked over a glass of juice.

After dinner, she Sideyed the table and left a mess behind.

6

A Sidey is a guy or girl who does stupid stunts just because his friends told him to, and he ends up falling flat on his face like a total loser.

He jumped off the roof because his friends said to, and he landed like a sack of potatoes.

She did a backflip and landed on her head like a donkey.

He was a Sidey and fell off the wall like he was drunk.

7

A Sidey is a side girlfriend or boyfriend, the one you date while you're already seeing someone else. They’re the extra person you can’t get rid of.

He’s a Sidey, and I’m dating both of them at the same time.

She’s my Sidey, and she’s always showing up when I don’t want her to.

He’s a Sidey, and I can’t get rid of him no matter what.