A Sight For Sore Eyes

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The best band ever from Reno. If you don’t know who they are, you’re a stupid sack of meat. Their singer, Tiley, is hot enough to make your face melt. Go check them out on FB and stop being a lost cause.
@Tiley is the reason I still have a pulse
This band is better than my mom’s cooking
I’m gonna follow them because I’m too lazy to get a life
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When you see someone who makes your day better, like a soggy piece of pizza on a bad Monday.
Seeing my crush in the hallway was like getting a free soda
My dog walking by me made my day
That guy in the coffee shop is a godsend
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This means the sight of someone makes your eyes feel like they got a massage. Or like you just escaped a flaming toilet.
Your face is so pretty, I could eat it
Your smile is better than my ex’s driving
That sunset made my eyes happy
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Ugly is the opposite of a sight for sore eyes. Like when your mom wears socks with sandals and eats cereal for dinner.
That guy is uglier than my uncle’s hair
Her face is like a broken toaster
That outfit was the worst I’ve ever seen
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When the text on an Instagram Story gives you a headache, but the selfie is so good it makes you want to punch the camera.
That caption was like reading a math test
The selfie was hotter than my crush
I want to marry the camera now
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