A Tommo

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A Tommo is someone who takes the easy way out, always asking for cash while pretending they're broke, even when they've got money in their pocket.
Hey Tommo, you're asking for $20 again? You had $50 in your wallet yesterday!
Tommo just borrowed my phone and didn't even offer to pay me back.
Tommo asked for a lift to the mall but forgot to give me a ride back.
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A Tommo is the guy who used to be in a boy band, now he's just a guy with a beard and a bad haircut, but people still call him by his old nickname.
Louis Tomlinson is a Tommo, and people still think he's cool.
My cousin said she's a fan of Tommo from One Direction, and I told her he's just a guy now.
Tommo is still famous, but he's not as famous as he used to be.
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A Tommo is a guy who owns a pigeon named Kevin and lets it roam free, even though it eats all his food and messes up his house.
Kevin the pigeon is a menace, and his master Tommo lets him do whatever he wants.
Tommo feeds Kevin all day, but Kevin doesn't seem to care about Tommo.
Kevin eats Tommo's breakfast, and Tommo just shrugs and eats cereal for lunch.
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A Tommo is a chill guy with a wild hair and soft eyes, he’ll listen to your problems but don’t mess with him, or he’ll make you regret it.
Tommo sat with me for an hour while I cried about my ex, but he just watched me and said nothing.
Tommo let me borrow his bike for a week, but when I broke it, he looked at me like I had insulted his mom.
Tommo smiled when I told him I failed my test, but then he said he was going to fail me too.
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A Tommo is a lazy way to write 'tomorrow' when you're too lazy to type the whole thing.
I texted my friend, 'I’ll be there tomorrow, Tommo.'
Tommo is the worst abbreviation ever, but I still use it all the time.
My teacher said I should write the full word, but I just wrote 'Tommo' instead.
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A Tommo is a grumpy old man who thinks he's rich, but he's just cheap and hates everyone.
Tommo yelled at the grocery store clerk for giving him a 20-cent discount.
My neighbor Tommo complains about everything, even the color of the sky.
Tommo is so cheap he would rather walk ten miles than pay $1 for a bus ride.
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A Tommo is a gamer who hates saying the name of his favorite game and calls it 'That Other Massively Multiplayer Online Game' like it's a secret.
Tommo called WoW 'That Other Massively Multiplayer Online Game' to avoid getting in trouble.
My friend Tommo uses the term 'That Other Massively Multiplayer Online Game' whenever he talks about WoW.
Tommo is so secretive about his favorite game, he gives it a fancy nickname just to avoid being caught.
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