A Sophia
When your friend tries to steal your crush, your ex, or tries to give you a haircut you won't survive
My bestie tried to hit on my crush. I told her I'd cut her hair if she didn't stop.
My ex came back and said I was 'not the best version of me.' I said, 'You're not the best version of you.'
My friend tried to cut my grass. I said, 'You're gonna cut my whole lawn.'