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A Muni
A Muni is San Francisco’s public transportation. It’s cheap, but it’s also hell on Earth. You’ll get stuck with sweaty people.
I took the Muni to school. I got stuck with my homie and his gross lunch.
The Muni is like a bus, but it’s packed with people who don’t know how to be quiet.
I took the Muni. It was $0.35, but I got stuck with a kid who didn’t stop talking.
A Muni
A Muni is a unicycle. But it’s for people who like to ride it in the dirt and make a fool of themselves.
My Muni is the coolest. I ride it in the dirt and make everyone laugh.
I took my Muni to the park. I looked like a total fool.
My Muni broke. Now I have to ride it like a total idiot.
A Muni
A Muni is a vagina. But not just any vagina, it’s the best kind. The kind you can’t live without.
My Muni is the best. I can’t live without it.
My Muni is like a magical vagina that makes everything better.
If I didn’t have my Muni, I’d be the worst person in the world.
A Munch
A munch is a guy who eats pussy like it's his full-time job and gets zero respect for it.
Bro, you're a munch. You eat her out like it's a paycheck.
He's a munch, and he'll eat your sister if you let him.
That guy's a munch. He eats pussy and calls it a day.
A Munch
A munch is a guy who loves a girl so much he'll rock her mullet like it's a royal crown.
He's a munch, and he'll rock her mullet like it's a crown.
She's his munch, and he'll support her mullet like it's a brand.
That guy's a munch, and he wears her mullet like it's a badge of honor.
A Munch
A munch is a guy who will do anything for a girl because he thinks she's into him, even if she's not.
He's a munch, and he'll do anything for her, even if she's fake.
That guy's a munch. He'll follow her to the mall just because she smiled.
He's a munch. He'll buy her lunch and then forget her name.
A Munch
A munch is someone who doesn't know what the hell the guy was talking about in that song.
That song was trash, and I'm a munch because I didn't get it.
He's a munch. He heard the song and asked what the hell it meant.
That guy's a munch. He listened to the song and said, 'Bro, what the hell?'
A Munch
A munch is a guy who eats pussy like it's the best thing since sliced bread.
He's a munch. He eats her out like it's a meal.
That guy's a munch. He eats pussy and calls it a day.
He's a munch. He eats her out like it's his full-time job.
A Munch
A munch is a guy who's like a treesh, but for a dude.
He's a munch. He's like a treesh, but he's a guy.
That guy's a munch. He's like a treesh, but for dudes.
He's a munch. He's a treesh, but with more balls.
A Munch
A munch is a guy who eats junk food like it's his second job after a good high.
He's a munch. He eats chips and candy after a good high.
That guy's a munch. He'll eat junk food like it's a full-time job.
He's a munch. He'll eat pizza and bread after getting high.
A Mumra
A total humiliation where someone pulls down their pants and blasts a brown cloud of poop right in your face while letting out a loud fart like a farty dragon.
My cousin did this to me in the lunchroom and I cried for 10 minutes.
At the bus stop, my friend let one rip in my face and I almost threw up.
My teacher did this to me during a test and I failed because I was laughing too hard.
A Mumra
A blow job so bad that the girl’s saliva is hanging like a gooey spiderweb between her mouth and your junk and it looks like it's about to explode.
My crush did this to me and it looked like a spiderweb from a spider that ate a whole pizza.
My girlfriend did this during a movie and I almost yelled it out.
My brother did this in the bathroom and it smelled like old socks.
A Mumra
When a girl takes a giant load of cum in her mouth and then opens her mouth like a monster to let all the slimy stuff hang between her teeth like a gross spiderweb.
My date did this and I almost ran out of the restaurant.
My mom did this to my dad and it looked like a spiderweb made of cum.
My friend did this in the school hallway and everyone laughed at him.
A Mummy
the woman who knocked you out and will keep knocking you out for the rest of her life
My mummy is the reason I can’t hear my dad’s loud snoring
She gave me life and a permanent headache
She’s like a superhero who also has a PhD in yelling
A Mummy
the one person who will always be there, even when you’re being a total pain in the ass
Mummy will still love me even when I throw my food at the wall
She forgives me for stealing her lipstick and using it to draw on my face
She’s the only one who can calm me down when I’ve eaten 12 cupcakes
A Mummy
when a guy dumps his jizz on a woman’s lips while she’s asleep and then she wakes up like a f***ing mummy
He did it on my face and I looked like a f***ing mummy
He made me look like a mummy and I still can’t talk properly
He ejaculated on my face and I woke up like a f***ing mummy
A Mummy
when you blow a guy so hard you end up with cum in both eyes and look like a mummy
I blew him so hard he cummed in my eyes
He cummed in both my eyes and looked like a mummy
I gave him the best blowjob of his life and ended up looking like a mummy
A Mummy
a piece of sh*t wrapped up in toilet paper and pretending to be a mummy
I made a mummy out of my poop and left it in the toilet
My mummy was a turd wrapped in toilet paper
The mummy was just a piece of sh*t that looked cool
A Mummy
the person who loves you and supports you, or the one who screams at you and breaks your bones
My mummy loves me or she breaks my bones
She either supports me or she screams at me
She’s the best or the worst depending on her mood
A Mummy
a woman dressed in white, like she’s trying to scare you
She looked like a mummy in white clothes
My mummy wore white and looked scary
She dressed up like a mummy and came to my birthday
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