Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the woman who knocked you out and will keep knocking you out for the rest of her life

My mummy is the reason I can’t hear my dad’s loud snoring

She gave me life and a permanent headache

She’s like a superhero who also has a PhD in yelling

2

the one person who will always be there, even when you’re being a total pain in the ass

Mummy will still love me even when I throw my food at the wall

She forgives me for stealing her lipstick and using it to draw on my face

She’s the only one who can calm me down when I’ve eaten 12 cupcakes

3

when a guy dumps his jizz on a woman’s lips while she’s asleep and then she wakes up like a f***ing mummy

He did it on my face and I looked like a f***ing mummy

He made me look like a mummy and I still can’t talk properly

He ejaculated on my face and I woke up like a f***ing mummy

4

when you blow a guy so hard you end up with cum in both eyes and look like a mummy

I blew him so hard he cummed in my eyes

He cummed in both my eyes and looked like a mummy

I gave him the best blowjob of his life and ended up looking like a mummy

5

a piece of sh*t wrapped up in toilet paper and pretending to be a mummy

I made a mummy out of my poop and left it in the toilet

My mummy was a turd wrapped in toilet paper

The mummy was just a piece of sh*t that looked cool

6

the person who loves you and supports you, or the one who screams at you and breaks your bones

My mummy loves me or she breaks my bones

She either supports me or she screams at me

She’s the best or the worst depending on her mood

7

a woman dressed in white, like she’s trying to scare you

She looked like a mummy in white clothes

My mummy wore white and looked scary

She dressed up like a mummy and came to my birthday