A Kunz
A guy who’s the worst at everything. He’s ugly, dumb, and thinks he’s the king of the world.
'He tried to flirt with me. I felt bad for him.'
'He’s like a bad version of a cool guy.'
'He’s the reason I hate most guys.'
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A Kunz
A witch who’s not just evil. She’s the kind of witch who makes your life a living hell.
'She turned my dog into a chicken.'
'She cursed my math teacher.'
'She’s the reason I failed spelling.'
A Kuckian
A butt hole that’s so messed up it looks like it’s trying to escape the body and get a job somewhere else.
My uncle’s A Kuckian is so bad, he can’t sit down without a whole team of doctors helping him.
She showed her A Kuckian to the class and no one looked back.
He got an A Kuckian during the big fight and it was the most embarrassing moment of the year.
A Kuckian
When your backside is so broken, it’s like the inside of your butt is giving you the finger.
My dog’s A Kuckian is so bad, he can’t even eat without crying.
During the talent show, she did a dance and her A Kuckian was the highlight.
He got an A Kuckian from laughing so hard at his own joke.
A Kuckian
A butt hole that looks like it’s about to quit its job and go on vacation.
At the family reunion, my cousin’s A Kuckian was so bad, we had to start a new tradition to cover it up.
He got an A Kuckian from eating too much pizza and now he can’t wear shorts.
Her A Kuckian was so bad, the whole school started a petition to give her a medal.
A Kristen Orcino
An American girl from Asia who's a total whore and sends naked pictures to British guys. She's also a clumsy idiot and can't think straight.
She sent a blurry selfie to Liam and said, 'I’m tired, but I’m still hot.'
She tripped over her own feet while trying to text a boy.
She texted her crush, 'I love you, but I also hate you.'
A Kristen Orcino
A huge Asian-American dork who sends bare pictures to British boys. She's also a brainless mess and can't keep her mouth shut.
She sent a picture of her butt to Harry and said, 'Look at this masterpiece.'
She spilled her drink on her phone while texting a boy.
She yelled, 'I love you!' at the top of her lungs in the hallway.
A Kristen Orcino
A total Asian-American mess who sends naked pictures to British boys. She's also a dumb, clumsy, and can't stop talking nonsense.
She sent a picture of her face and said, 'I look like a hot mess, but I'm still hot.'
She dropped her phone in the toilet while texting a boy.
She said, 'I'm in love with you and also hate you, but I'm still cool.'
A Kramer
A man with a meat factory attached to his crotch. He’s got so much junk, he could build a meat empire. His penis hangs so low, it leaves tire marks on the sidewalk. He loves wrecking bitches’ bank accounts and hitting every wall like a drunk man at a rave.
Kramer walked in with a chicken in one hand and a bottle of wine in the other, like he was planning a murder.
He came in so fast, he knocked over the fridge and a full plate of lasagna.
Kramer burst in and immediately started yelling about a deal with the devil.
A Kramer
Jerry’s weirdo neighbor from Seinfeld. His name is Cosmo. He wears a hat like a lunatic and thinks he’s a business man.
Cosmo came to Jerry’s apartment with a giant hat and a plan to take over the world.
He wore a hat so big, it looked like it was trying to escape.
Cosmo showed up at Jerry’s apartment with a chicken and a dream.
A Kramer
To crash through a door like a lunatic and immediately start talking about something crazy, usually with a weird look on your face and messy hair.
He walked through the door like a man who just escaped a prison.
He came in with messy hair and a plan to rob a bank.
He burst through the door and started talking about a secret society.
A Kramer
To pop into a room so fast, you startle the person so much, they either pee their pants or drop their phone in a lake.
He appeared in the middle of Jerry’s apartment like a ghost.
He popped in so fast, Jerry dropped his coffee on the floor.
He came in like a ninja and scared the living daylights out of Elaine.
A Kramer
A man who bursts into places like a maniac. It messes up everyone’s day. People get distracted, conversations die, and someone ends up getting cockblocked.
He burst into the office and started talking about a new business idea.
He walked into a restaurant and ruined someone’s date.
He came into the apartment and scared the pants off Elaine.
A Kramer
The crazy, hilarious neighbor from Seinfeld. He’s played by Michael Richards. He’s a man who thinks he’s rich and wears a hat like it’s a fashion statement.
Kramer came in with a hat and a plan to take over the world.
He wore a hat so big, it looked like it had its own personality.
He walked in like he owned the place and had a chicken in his hand.
A Kramer
Say this when someone accidentally calls another person the N word. You can also say No Mike Richards if you want to be extra.
Jerry said the N word and Kramer yelled, 'A Kramer!'
Someone said the N word, and Kramer showed up like he was on a mission.
Kramer yelled 'A Kramer!' when someone said the N word in a restaurant.
A Kripa
When you just randomly freeze up like a stupid statue.
I was walking to class and just stopped mid-step like I was possessed.
He was in the middle of a sentence and just quit talking. No explanation. Just quit.
She was about to eat her taco and just stood there like a weirdo.
A Kripa
Kripa is this cute girl who everyone thinks is nice until they see her in the morning. Then she's a nightmare.
Kripa showed up at school with purple hair and screamed at the teacher for no reason.
She was nice until she saw my lunch and cried about it.
She smiled at me, then threw a pencil at my head.
A Kripa
A magical Nepali monster that looks like a unicorn but acts like a psycho.
Kripa ran into the street and started yelling at a pigeon like it owed her money.
She attacked a vending machine and made it cry.
She tried to hug a trash can and it screamed.
A Kripa
Like when God gives you a break from the worst day ever.
I failed my math test and Kripa showed up with a lollipop and a smile.
My mom yelled at me, then Kripa came in and said, 'Don't worry, I got this.'
Kripa saved my life by giving me a snack during a fire drill.
A Kripa
Kripa is this cute girl who gets attached to guys named Krishna. If you're a Krishna, you're stuck with her forever.
Krishna tried to leave, but Kripa followed him to the mall and wouldn't stop talking.
Krishna got a new girlfriend, but Kripa just showed up with a gift basket.
Krishna moved to another state, and Kripa sent him 100 text messages in one day.