Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The ultimate legend. Built like a god, laughs like a hyena, and makes everyone else look like a sad, sweaty potato.

'That Kunz just walked in and I lost my mind.'

'He’s the reason I skipped gym today.'

'He’s like the human version of a burger. Perfect.'

2

A drunk guy who thinks he's going to end up with Jessica Alba and still manages to look like he just got out of a trash can.

'He’s the reason I don’t drink.'

'He told me he dated Jessica Alba. I believe him. He looks like he dated her.'

'He tried to flirt with me. I gave him a beer.'

3

Higher than a hard motherfucker. You don’t mess with the Kunz or you get the worst kind of beatdown.

'Don’t even think about talking to him. He’ll rip you apart.'

'He looked at me and I ran.'

'He’s the reason I’ve never had a fight in my life.'

4

A fat, Mexican, Jewish guy who thinks he’s a superhero at every sport and tries to flirt with every girl like they owe him money.

'He ran into me at the gym and asked if I wanted to date him.'

'He said he was going to win the Olympics.'

'He tried to flirt with my mom.'

5

That one guy who makes your heart go boom and then breaks it with a single glance the next day. And it’s not just you. Everyone gets Kunzed.

'He walked in, and my heart dropped. Then I saw him with someone else.'

'He’s the reason my friends all have heartbreaks.'

'He’s like the love of my life, but he’s not mine.'

6

A guy who’s the worst at everything. He’s ugly, dumb, and thinks he’s the king of the world.

'He tried to flirt with me. I felt bad for him.'

'He’s like a bad version of a cool guy.'

'He’s the reason I hate most guys.'

7

A witch who’s not just evil. She’s the kind of witch who makes your life a living hell.

'She turned my dog into a chicken.'

'She cursed my math teacher.'

'She’s the reason I failed spelling.'