A Kramer

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A man with a meat factory attached to his crotch. He’s got so much junk, he could build a meat empire. His penis hangs so low, it leaves tire marks on the sidewalk. He loves wrecking bitches’ bank accounts and hitting every wall like a drunk man at a rave.
Kramer walked in with a chicken in one hand and a bottle of wine in the other, like he was planning a murder.
He came in so fast, he knocked over the fridge and a full plate of lasagna.
Kramer burst in and immediately started yelling about a deal with the devil.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Jerry’s weirdo neighbor from Seinfeld. His name is Cosmo. He wears a hat like a lunatic and thinks he’s a business man.
Cosmo came to Jerry’s apartment with a giant hat and a plan to take over the world.
He wore a hat so big, it looked like it was trying to escape.
Cosmo showed up at Jerry’s apartment with a chicken and a dream.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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To crash through a door like a lunatic and immediately start talking about something crazy, usually with a weird look on your face and messy hair.
He walked through the door like a man who just escaped a prison.
He came in with messy hair and a plan to rob a bank.
He burst through the door and started talking about a secret society.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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To pop into a room so fast, you startle the person so much, they either pee their pants or drop their phone in a lake.
He appeared in the middle of Jerry’s apartment like a ghost.
He popped in so fast, Jerry dropped his coffee on the floor.
He came in like a ninja and scared the living daylights out of Elaine.
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A man who bursts into places like a maniac. It messes up everyone’s day. People get distracted, conversations die, and someone ends up getting cockblocked.
He burst into the office and started talking about a new business idea.
He walked into a restaurant and ruined someone’s date.
He came into the apartment and scared the pants off Elaine.
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The crazy, hilarious neighbor from Seinfeld. He’s played by Michael Richards. He’s a man who thinks he’s rich and wears a hat like it’s a fashion statement.
Kramer came in with a hat and a plan to take over the world.
He wore a hat so big, it looked like it had its own personality.
He walked in like he owned the place and had a chicken in his hand.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Say this when someone accidentally calls another person the N word. You can also say No Mike Richards if you want to be extra.
Jerry said the N word and Kramer yelled, 'A Kramer!'
Someone said the N word, and Kramer showed up like he was on a mission.
Kramer yelled 'A Kramer!' when someone said the N word in a restaurant.
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