A Kripa

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When you just randomly freeze up like a stupid statue.

I was walking to class and just stopped mid-step like I was possessed.

He was in the middle of a sentence and just quit talking. No explanation. Just quit.

She was about to eat her taco and just stood there like a weirdo.

Kripa is this cute girl who everyone thinks is nice until they see her in the morning. Then she's a nightmare.

Kripa showed up at school with purple hair and screamed at the teacher for no reason.

She was nice until she saw my lunch and cried about it.

She smiled at me, then threw a pencil at my head.

A magical Nepali monster that looks like a unicorn but acts like a psycho.

Kripa ran into the street and started yelling at a pigeon like it owed her money.

She attacked a vending machine and made it cry.

She tried to hug a trash can and it screamed.

Like when God gives you a break from the worst day ever.

I failed my math test and Kripa showed up with a lollipop and a smile.

My mom yelled at me, then Kripa came in and said, 'Don't worry, I got this.'

Kripa saved my life by giving me a snack during a fire drill.

Kripa is this cute girl who gets attached to guys named Krishna. If you're a Krishna, you're stuck with her forever.

Krishna tried to leave, but Kripa followed him to the mall and wouldn't stop talking.

Krishna got a new girlfriend, but Kripa just showed up with a gift basket.

Krishna moved to another state, and Kripa sent him 100 text messages in one day.

Kripa is this girl who is Neha Sharad Purohit's Guardian Angel. She watches over her like a weirdo.

Neha was crying in the hallway, and Kripa showed up with a sandwich and a weirdo face.

Neha got in trouble, and Kripa screamed at the teacher and took the blame.

Neha was lost in the mall, and Kripa showed up like a magical angel with snacks.