Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A munch is a guy who eats pussy like it's his full-time job and gets zero respect for it.

Bro, you're a munch. You eat her out like it's a paycheck.

He's a munch, and he'll eat your sister if you let him.

That guy's a munch. He eats pussy and calls it a day.

2

A munch is a guy who loves a girl so much he'll rock her mullet like it's a royal crown.

He's a munch, and he'll rock her mullet like it's a crown.

She's his munch, and he'll support her mullet like it's a brand.

That guy's a munch, and he wears her mullet like it's a badge of honor.

3

A munch is a guy who will do anything for a girl because he thinks she's into him, even if she's not.

He's a munch, and he'll do anything for her, even if she's fake.

That guy's a munch. He'll follow her to the mall just because she smiled.

He's a munch. He'll buy her lunch and then forget her name.

4

A munch is someone who doesn't know what the hell the guy was talking about in that song.

That song was trash, and I'm a munch because I didn't get it.

He's a munch. He heard the song and asked what the hell it meant.

That guy's a munch. He listened to the song and said, 'Bro, what the hell?'

5

A munch is a guy who eats pussy like it's the best thing since sliced bread.

He's a munch. He eats her out like it's a meal.

That guy's a munch. He eats pussy and calls it a day.

He's a munch. He eats her out like it's his full-time job.

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A munch is a guy who's like a treesh, but for a dude.

He's a munch. He's like a treesh, but he's a guy.

That guy's a munch. He's like a treesh, but for dudes.

He's a munch. He's a treesh, but with more balls.

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A munch is a guy who eats junk food like it's his second job after a good high.

He's a munch. He eats chips and candy after a good high.

That guy's a munch. He'll eat junk food like it's a full-time job.

He's a munch. He'll eat pizza and bread after getting high.