A Muni - A Muni is a unicycle. But it’s for people who like to ride i

A Muni is a unicycle. But it’s for people who like to ride it in the dirt and make a fool of themselves.

My Muni is the coolest. I ride it in the dirt and make everyone laugh.

I took my Muni to the park. I looked like a total fool.

My Muni broke. Now I have to ride it like a total idiot.