A Soulmutt

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A Soulmutt is a halfway partner. They're not your lover, but they'll sleep with you and take your last fries.

'I don't love you, but I'll take your chicken nuggets and your attention.'

'We're not together, but I'll still text you at 3 a. m. about our last fight.'

'You're my favorite person to cheat on my other favorite person with.'

A Soulmutt is like your pet, but it's also your best friend and your ex.

'My dog knows my secrets, my ex knows my lies, and my Soulmutt knows both.'

'I talk to my Soulmutt more than I talk to my mom.'

'My Soulmutt follows me everywhere, even when I'm mad at them.'