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B's & H's

A brand of cigarettes that kids smoke because they think it makes them cool. Like your brother smoked it and failed math.

My friend said, ‘I only smoke B’s & H’s.’

My cousin said, ‘B’s & H’s, I’m gonna pass algebra.’

My dad said, ‘B’s & H’s, I’m gonna beat my brother.’

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B's & H's

Choosing your friends over your girlfriend. Like your friend said, ‘Bros before hoes’ and left you hanging.

My friend said, ‘Bros before hoes, I’m gonna play video games.’

My brother said, ‘Bros before hoes, I’m gonna smoke B’s & H’s.’

My sister said, ‘Bros before hoes, I’m gonna beat you up.’

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B's & H's

The worst person ever. Like your teacher said, ‘You’re a B & H’ and gave you a zero.

My friend said, ‘You’re a B & H, I’m gonna beat you up.’

My brother said, ‘You’re a B & H, I’m gonna smoke B’s & H’s.’

My mom said, ‘You’re a B & H, I’m gonna ground you.’

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B'omarr Monk

Knowing what a B'omarr Monk is like finding out your favorite sandwich is made of dirt and regret.

My mom told me about B'omarr Monks. I cried.

I looked it up. I threw my phone out the window.

I asked my teacher. She sent me to the principal.

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B'omarr Monk

Understanding what a B'omarr Monk is the same as getting a tattoo of your worst enemy.

I knew what a B'omarr Monk was. I got a tattoo of my ex.

I read the definition. I drew my face in the dirt.

I told my friend. He ran away screaming.

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B'omarr Monk

Realizing what a B'omarr Monk is like being forced to eat a sock full of hot sauce.

I learned about B'omarr Monks. I ate a sock full of hot sauce.

My brother told me. I cried and threw up.

I read the whole thing. I locked myself in the bathroom.

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B'omarr Monk

Figuring out what a B'omarr Monk is like getting a tooth pulled with a rusty spoon.

I figured out what a B'omarr Monk was. My tooth got pulled with a rusty spoon.

I read the definition. I screamed and ran.

My friend explained it. I cried and hid under my bed.

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B'omarr Monk

Knowing what a B'omarr Monk is like getting a surprise visit from your mom’s ex.

I knew what a B'omarr Monk was. My mom’s ex showed up.

I read about it. I got a surprise visit from my dad’s ex.

I told my friend. His mom’s ex showed up.

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B'omarr Monk

Understanding what a B'omarr Monk is like getting hit by a bus and then being told you're still fat.

I understood what a B'omarr Monk was. I got hit by a bus and told I was still fat.

I read about it. I got hit by a bus and then yelled at.

I told my friend. He got hit by a bus and cried.

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B'nut

the spot that gets hit when you fall face first into the floor and your balls say hello to the carpet

My dog ran into me and I hit the floor like a sack of potatoes. My B'nut said, 'I'm not doing this again.'

He tripped over a chair and his B'nut was screaming for help.

I fell off my bike and my B'nut felt like it was going to leave my body.

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B'nut

the place that gets the business when you sit down on a cold bench or a hot seat

I sat on a park bench and my B'nut was like, 'I'm not coming back from this.'

He sat on a burning seat and his B'nut was yelling at him.

She sat on a frozen chair and her B'nut was in shock.

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B'nut

the area that gets the full attention when you're trying to run and your pants are too tight

I was running and my B'nut was like, 'I'm going to die if this keeps up.'

He was sprinting and his B'nut was screaming at him.

She ran and her B'nut was fighting for its life.

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B'nut

the part that gets the show when you're doing push-ups and your balls are in the spotlight

I did push-ups and my B'nut was like, 'I'm not doing this anymore.'

He did push-ups and his B'nut was asking for a break.

She did push-ups and her B'nut was begging for mercy.

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B'nut

the spot that gets the business when you're trying to stay cool and your shirt is too tight

I was trying to stay cool and my B'nut was like, 'I'm going to explode.'

He was sweating and his B'nut was screaming.

She was hot and her B'nut was trying to escape.

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B'nut

the area that gets the full experience when you're trying to sleep and your blanket is too short

I was trying to sleep and my B'nut was like, 'I'm not going to sleep with this.'

He was trying to rest and his B'nut was awake.

She was trying to relax and her B'nut was in pain.

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B'ne effect

When B'ne places a bet, the universe flips its lid and makes sure the exact opposite happens. It's like the universe is personally mad at him.

B'ne bets his last dollar on the Patriots winning the Super Bowl. The Chiefs win. The universe laughs at him.

He bets his mom's favorite hat will survive the snowstorm. It gets buried under a snowdrift. The hat is now a relic of failure.

He bets his lunch will be good. He gets mystery meat. The universe is now his enemy.

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B'ne effect

The B'ne effect is when whatever he bets on dies a fiery death. It’s the universe giving him the finger.

He bets his pet goldfish will win the fish tank competition. It gets eaten by the cat. The universe is now his nemesis.

He bets his math test score will be perfect. He gets a 27. The teacher is now a personal enemy.

He bets his breakfast will be tasty. He gets cereal that tastes like old socks. The universe is mocking him.

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B'ne effect

B'ne effect is when he makes a bet and the world decides to be his worst enemy. It’s like the universe is out to get him.

He bets his favorite shirt will survive the laundry. It comes out stained with spaghetti sauce. The universe is now laughing at him.

He bets his dog will win the dog show. The dog gets distracted by a squirrel. The universe is now his archenemy.

He bets his dinner will be good. He gets burnt toast and mystery meat. The universe is now his personal tormentor.

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B'naggert

A super rude name for people who get sick from gluten or wheat, like they're being punished by God for eating bad food.

'I'm not eating that crumbly thing you brought. I'm a B'naggert, not a fool.'

He threw up in the subway after eating a bagel. Classic B'naggert behavior.

She called the pizza delivery guy a B'naggert for putting garlic on her gluten-free crust.

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B'naggert

A dirty word for people who can't eat bread without crying, probably because their insides are on fire.

'You think you're the only one who can't eat a sandwich? I'm a B'naggert and I'm not even sorry.'

He got mad at the donut shop and yelled, 'I'm a B'naggert and I'll have none of this sugar nonsense!'

She sent a DM: 'You gave me a muffin. I'm now a B'naggert for life.'

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