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B's and P's
It's a complicated process used by soldiers that involves looking at things with a camera and wearing sweatshirts before a big explosion. No one really understands it.
He spent hours doing B's and P's before the big boom.
The whole team did B's and P's and it was a mess.
I had to do B's and P's and it made no sense.
B's and P's
B! P is when a boy says he likes a girl's pussy. It's usually in silly stories where people pretend to be in love.
He wrote B! P in his fanfiction and got called out.
She used B! P in her roleplay and it was hilarious.
My friend used B! P in his story and it was the worst.
B's and P's
B's and P's means bra and panties. It's what you tell a girl when you want to see her naked and you're too shy to say it.
He told her to wear B's and P's and she did it.
My friend asked me to wear B's and P's and I said no.
She wore B's and P's and I was surprised.
B's can't be C's
If you're begging for something, you ain't got no right to complain about it.
I asked for pizza and got chicken nuggets. I'm not gonna whine about it.
He begged for a raise and got a crumby bonus. He shut up and took it.
She asked for a new phone and got the old one. She didn't say a word.
B's can't be C's
You can't be picky when you're desperate for something.
He was hungry and took the last slice of cake. No complaints from him.
She was broke and took the cheapest hotel. No arguing.
He asked for a job and took the worst shift. No drama.
B's can't be C's
You can't complain when you're the one who asked for it.
He asked for help and didn't thank me. I'm not going to say anything.
She asked for a ride and didn't offer to pay. I didn't say a word.
He begged for a drink and didn't help clean up. I let it slide.
B's can't be C's
You can't be a snob when you're the one who begged for it.
He asked for a burger and got fries. He didn't say a word.
She begged for a date and got a weird one. She didn't complain.
He asked for a seat and got the back row. He just sat there.
B's can't be C's
You can't be a critic when you're the one who asked for it.
He asked for a movie and got a horror film. He just watched it.
She asked for a snack and got chips. She ate them.
He asked for a job and got the worst one. He took it.
B's can't be C's
You can't be a diva when you're the one who asked for it.
She asked for a new outfit and got the cheapest one. She just wore it.
He begged for a car and got the oldest one. He drove it.
She asked for a date and got the weird one. She went.
B's Out
You're bouncing like a kangaroo on a trampoline and you're going home because you're too tired to fight anymore.
'B's Out' because my mom just yelled at me for burning the toast again.
I'm B's Out before my brother even gets out of bed.
He B's Out like he just saw a ghost and ran out of his own house.
B's Out
You're leaving so fast it looks like you're trying to escape a giant spider.
She B's Out mid-sentence because she heard her crush was coming.
He B's Out before the teacher even called his name.
I B's Out because I forgot my lunch and I was too embarrassed to go back.
B's Out
You're moving so fast it looks like you're trying to outrun a train and you're doing it because you're wild.
He B's Out like he's been chased by a bear all day.
She B's Out because she just got a text from her ex.
They B's Out because the pizza was cold and they were mad.
B's Out
A white girl who looks like she was made by a guy who didn't know what pretty meant.
That girl is the definition of a B because she looks like she was made by a guy who didn't know what pretty meant.
She's a B because she's got a face like a plate and a personality like a door.
She's a B because she looks like she was picked from a box labeled 'not cool'.
B's On My D
Bitches are hanging off my dick like meatballs on a sub.
My mom said I got B's on my D from the pizza shop.
He texted me B's on my D after the party.
My dog looked at me like I had B's on my D.
B's On My D
I’ve got so many bitches on my dick, it’s like a buffet.
My teacher gave me a B for having B's on my D.
My ex said I had B's on my D and left me.
My dad saw me and said I had B's on my D.
B's On My D
My dick is so popular, it’s got bitches lined up like a hot dog cart.
My friend said I got B's on my D at the mall.
I got B's on my D from the barista.
My neighbor saw me and said I had B's on my D.
B's & H's
The dirtiest way to say bitches and hoes. Like your mom called your sister and said she’s a disgrace.
B’s & H’s are my life. They’re why I passed algebra.
I texted my crush: B’s & H’s, baby.
My brother said, ‘You’re a B & H’ when I failed math.
B's & H's
A secret language used by men who think they’re tough. It’s like whispering ‘bitches and hos’ in front of your ex.
At the mall, my friend said, ‘B’s & H’s, let’s go.’
My dad whispered, ‘B’s & H’s’ when my sister cried.
My teacher said, ‘B’s & H’s, I’m done with this class.’
B's & H's
A guy who looks like a bear. Black hair, hairy chest, and a face that screams ‘I don’t care.’
My cousin is a B & H. He eats pizza with his hands.
My uncle is a B & H. He yells at the TV.
My friend’s brother is a B & H. He doesn’t brush his teeth.
B's & H's
A lazy person’s way of saying ‘be honest.’ Like your teacher said it after you lied about your homework.
My friend said, ‘Be h, you’re a bad liar.’
My sister said, ‘Be h, I know you copied my essay.’
My mom said, ‘Be h, you didn’t do your chores.’
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