B's can't be C's

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If you're begging for something, you ain't got no right to complain about it.
I asked for pizza and got chicken nuggets. I'm not gonna whine about it.
He begged for a raise and got a crumby bonus. He shut up and took it.
She asked for a new phone and got the old one. She didn't say a word.
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You can't be picky when you're desperate for something.
He was hungry and took the last slice of cake. No complaints from him.
She was broke and took the cheapest hotel. No arguing.
He asked for a job and took the worst shift. No drama.
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You can't complain when you're the one who asked for it.
He asked for help and didn't thank me. I'm not going to say anything.
She asked for a ride and didn't offer to pay. I didn't say a word.
He begged for a drink and didn't help clean up. I let it slide.
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You can't be a snob when you're the one who begged for it.
He asked for a burger and got fries. He didn't say a word.
She begged for a date and got a weird one. She didn't complain.
He asked for a seat and got the back row. He just sat there.
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You can't be a critic when you're the one who asked for it.
He asked for a movie and got a horror film. He just watched it.
She asked for a snack and got chips. She ate them.
He asked for a job and got the worst one. He took it.
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You can't be a diva when you're the one who asked for it.
She asked for a new outfit and got the cheapest one. She just wore it.
He begged for a car and got the oldest one. He drove it.
She asked for a date and got the weird one. She went.
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