B's & H's

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The dirtiest way to say bitches and hoes. Like your mom called your sister and said she’s a disgrace.
B’s & H’s are my life. They’re why I passed algebra.
I texted my crush: B’s & H’s, baby.
My brother said, ‘You’re a B & H’ when I failed math.
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A secret language used by men who think they’re tough. It’s like whispering ‘bitches and hos’ in front of your ex.
At the mall, my friend said, ‘B’s & H’s, let’s go.’
My dad whispered, ‘B’s & H’s’ when my sister cried.
My teacher said, ‘B’s & H’s, I’m done with this class.’
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A guy who looks like a bear. Black hair, hairy chest, and a face that screams ‘I don’t care.’
My cousin is a B & H. He eats pizza with his hands.
My uncle is a B & H. He yells at the TV.
My friend’s brother is a B & H. He doesn’t brush his teeth.
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A lazy person’s way of saying ‘be honest.’ Like your teacher said it after you lied about your homework.
My friend said, ‘Be h, you’re a bad liar.’
My sister said, ‘Be h, I know you copied my essay.’
My mom said, ‘Be h, you didn’t do your chores.’
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A brand of cigarettes that kids smoke because they think it makes them cool. Like your brother smoked it and failed math.
My friend said, ‘I only smoke B’s & H’s.’
My cousin said, ‘B’s & H’s, I’m gonna pass algebra.’
My dad said, ‘B’s & H’s, I’m gonna beat my brother.’
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Choosing your friends over your girlfriend. Like your friend said, ‘Bros before hoes’ and left you hanging.
My friend said, ‘Bros before hoes, I’m gonna play video games.’
My brother said, ‘Bros before hoes, I’m gonna smoke B’s & H’s.’
My sister said, ‘Bros before hoes, I’m gonna beat you up.’
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The worst person ever. Like your teacher said, ‘You’re a B & H’ and gave you a zero.
My friend said, ‘You’re a B & H, I’m gonna beat you up.’
My brother said, ‘You’re a B & H, I’m gonna smoke B’s & H’s.’
My mom said, ‘You’re a B & H, I’m gonna ground you.’
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