B'omarr Monk

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Knowing what a B'omarr Monk is like finding out your favorite sandwich is made of dirt and regret.

My mom told me about B'omarr Monks. I cried.

I looked it up. I threw my phone out the window.

I asked my teacher. She sent me to the principal.

Understanding what a B'omarr Monk is the same as getting a tattoo of your worst enemy.

I knew what a B'omarr Monk was. I got a tattoo of my ex.

I read the definition. I drew my face in the dirt.

I told my friend. He ran away screaming.

Realizing what a B'omarr Monk is like being forced to eat a sock full of hot sauce.

I learned about B'omarr Monks. I ate a sock full of hot sauce.

My brother told me. I cried and threw up.

I read the whole thing. I locked myself in the bathroom.

Figuring out what a B'omarr Monk is like getting a tooth pulled with a rusty spoon.

I figured out what a B'omarr Monk was. My tooth got pulled with a rusty spoon.

I read the definition. I screamed and ran.

My friend explained it. I cried and hid under my bed.

Knowing what a B'omarr Monk is like getting a surprise visit from your mom’s ex.

I knew what a B'omarr Monk was. My mom’s ex showed up.

I read about it. I got a surprise visit from my dad’s ex.

I told my friend. His mom’s ex showed up.

Understanding what a B'omarr Monk is like getting hit by a bus and then being told you're still fat.

I understood what a B'omarr Monk was. I got hit by a bus and told I was still fat.

I read about it. I got hit by a bus and then yelled at.

I told my friend. He got hit by a bus and cried.