B'naggert
A dirty word for people who can't eat bread without crying, probably because their insides are on fire.
'You think you're the only one who can't eat a sandwich? I'm a B'naggert and I'm not even sorry.'
He got mad at the donut shop and yelled, 'I'm a B'naggert and I'll have none of this sugar nonsense!'
She sent a DM: 'You gave me a muffin. I'm now a B'naggert for life.'