Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the spot that gets hit when you fall face first into the floor and your balls say hello to the carpet

My dog ran into me and I hit the floor like a sack of potatoes. My B'nut said, 'I'm not doing this again.'

He tripped over a chair and his B'nut was screaming for help.

I fell off my bike and my B'nut felt like it was going to leave my body.

2

the place that gets the business when you sit down on a cold bench or a hot seat

I sat on a park bench and my B'nut was like, 'I'm not coming back from this.'

He sat on a burning seat and his B'nut was yelling at him.

She sat on a frozen chair and her B'nut was in shock.

3

the area that gets the full attention when you're trying to run and your pants are too tight

I was running and my B'nut was like, 'I'm going to die if this keeps up.'

He was sprinting and his B'nut was screaming at him.

She ran and her B'nut was fighting for its life.

4

the part that gets the show when you're doing push-ups and your balls are in the spotlight

I did push-ups and my B'nut was like, 'I'm not doing this anymore.'

He did push-ups and his B'nut was asking for a break.

She did push-ups and her B'nut was begging for mercy.

5

the spot that gets the business when you're trying to stay cool and your shirt is too tight

I was trying to stay cool and my B'nut was like, 'I'm going to explode.'

He was sweating and his B'nut was screaming.

She was hot and her B'nut was trying to escape.

6

the area that gets the full experience when you're trying to sleep and your blanket is too short

I was trying to sleep and my B'nut was like, 'I'm not going to sleep with this.'

He was trying to rest and his B'nut was awake.

She was trying to relax and her B'nut was in pain.