B'ne effect

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When B'ne places a bet, the universe flips its lid and makes sure the exact opposite happens. It's like the universe is personally mad at him.

B'ne bets his last dollar on the Patriots winning the Super Bowl. The Chiefs win. The universe laughs at him.

He bets his mom's favorite hat will survive the snowstorm. It gets buried under a snowdrift. The hat is now a relic of failure.

He bets his lunch will be good. He gets mystery meat. The universe is now his enemy.

The B'ne effect is when whatever he bets on dies a fiery death. It’s the universe giving him the finger.

He bets his pet goldfish will win the fish tank competition. It gets eaten by the cat. The universe is now his nemesis.

He bets his math test score will be perfect. He gets a 27. The teacher is now a personal enemy.

He bets his breakfast will be tasty. He gets cereal that tastes like old socks. The universe is mocking him.

B'ne effect is when he makes a bet and the world decides to be his worst enemy. It’s like the universe is out to get him.

He bets his favorite shirt will survive the laundry. It comes out stained with spaghetti sauce. The universe is now laughing at him.

He bets his dog will win the dog show. The dog gets distracted by a squirrel. The universe is now his archenemy.

He bets his dinner will be good. He gets burnt toast and mystery meat. The universe is now his personal tormentor.