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He walked into the bar and the whole place shut up like a ziploc bag.

He texted me, 'I'm in the neighborhood. Let's see if your car can handle me.'

He drove by my house and my dog started singing show tunes.

He leaned in my window and I nearly fainted from the smell of his ego.

He sent me a DM: 'I just drove 500 miles. Want me to drive 500 more?'

He walked into the room and my mom said, 'That's not a man. That's a car commercial.'

I saw that Croatian on Instagram and I almost cried because he was hotter than my ex and my pizza.

That Croatian had so many tattoos, I thought he was a walking tattoo parlor and I wanted to get fucked by him.

My friend texted me a photo of a Croatian and I screamed because he looked like a god and I wanted to marry him.

That Croatian looked like he had been dipped in ink and I wanted to kiss him and then punch my mom for being ugly.

I saw that Croatian on TikTok and I wanted to quit school just to go be his girlfriend.

My little brother saw a sexy Croatian and started crying because he thought he was a monster and wanted to date him.

That Croatian had so many tattoos, I thought he was a superhero and I wanted to date him instead of my crush.

I saw that Croatian on Twitter and I almost peed my pants because he looked like a god and I wanted to marry him.

My friend showed me a photo of a sexy Croatian and I wanted to run away from school to be with him.

I’d rather be with a horse than my ex

Dropped my human for a goat

My love life is like a barn

My dog is my only friend

I dated a chicken once

I’d rather be with a pig than my boss

My cat is my main squeeze

I don’t need humans

I’m in love with my goat

My math teacher is a sexual intellect. I had to take a break during his lecture because I was getting hard.

She kept solving equations in her head during sex. I asked her if she was having a math test or a brain workout.

He called me a sexual intellect after I calculated his GPA while we were doing the horizontal mambo.

He told me he was a sexual intellect because he's had sex with 12 girls. I told him that’s just a number, not a title.

She said she was a sexual intellect because she dated a football player and a rockstar. I told her that was just a phase.

He texted me, 'I’m a sexual intellect. I’ve been with 50 people.' I replied, 'You’re a sexual idiot.'

The nurse told me she was a sexual intellect. I told her she was just a know it all who didn’t know her own blood pressure.

He said he was a sexual intellect, but I told him he was just a know it all with a bad case of the dandruff.

She told me she was a sexual intellect. I asked her if she had a degree in nonsense and she said, 'Yes, and it’s a 4.0.'

He said he was a sexual intellect because he knew the answer to every question. I told him he was just a know it all with a bad attitude.

She told me she was a sexual intellect and knew everything. I told her that she probably didn’t know the difference between a pyramid and a triangle.

He called me a sexual intellect after I corrected his math. I told him that I had a brain and he had a face full of blisters.

Sewkow, suicidko, Eliyahu Suiko Kin

Sewkow, why you so cringe

Sewkow, you’re a meme, get over it

Sewkow, you’re a f***ing joke

Sewkow, you’re not even real

Sewkow, I’m gonna kin you

Sewkow, you’re a f***ing loser

Sewkow, I’m gonna kin you in your sleep

Sewkow, you’re not even close

Sewkow, you’re a f***ing waste of space

Sewkow, I’ll kin you in your sleep

Sewkow, you’re not even close to real

Sewkow, you’re a f***ing joke

Sewkow, I’m gonna kin you in your sleep

Sewkow, you’re not even real

Bro, I've been stuck with no bitches since I got stuck with my cousin's old Xbox.

My life is like a horror movie without any hot chicks.

No bitches, no snacks, just my mom yelling at me.

I’d rather be stuck with my uncle’s beard than no bitches.

I'd take a guy who smells like old socks over no hot girls any day.

No bitches, just my brother and his weird pet rat.

My dog has a girlfriend, and I don’t. That’s not fair.

I’m jealous of my cat, she’s got a boyfriend and I got no bitches.

No bitches, just my dog and his weird obsession with my shoes.