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A steff
When you're too tired to move but still too lazy to go to bed, because some idiot kept texting you at 2 a. m. and you're still mad about it.
DM: 'I'm still awake because you texted me at 2 a. m. and now I'm a steff.'
Tweet: 'Sleeping at noon is a steff. It's a crime.'
Text: 'I'm a steff. I'm too tired to be mad, but I will be.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A steff
A girl who's hot, sweet, and can make your life better, but also will make you suffer if you don't text her back.
Text: 'Steff is hot, sweet, and I'm in love. Also, I'm dying because I didn't text her back.'
DM: 'Steff is my favorite person. Also, my ex.'
Tweet: 'Steff is a 10/10. Also, I'm crying.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A steff
The most perfect, crazy, amazing, annoying, beautiful, and wild girl in the whole world. She's everything and sometimes she's also a pain in the ass.
Text: 'Steff is perfect, crazy, and also the worst person ever.'
Tweet: 'Steff is my everything. Also, I hate her sometimes.'
DM: 'Steff is the best. Also, she's a pain in the ass.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A steff
A short way to say Stephanie, my best friend, who I would beat up if she didn't text me back.
Text: 'Steph is my best friend. Also, I would beat her up if she didn't text me back.'
Tweet: 'Steff is Stephanie. Also, my best friend.'
DM: 'Steff is Stephanie. And she's my best friend. Also, she's annoying.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A steff
A girl who's so beautiful it hurts, and I love her so much I would do anything for her, even if that means getting beaten up.
Text: 'Steff is so beautiful it hurts. Also, I would do anything for her.'
Tweet: 'Steff is the most beautiful person ever. Also, I would get beaten up for her.'
DM: 'Steff is a butifool. Also, I love her so much I would get beaten up for her.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A steff
The sexiest goddess in the whole universe, and I would worship her if she didn't text me at 2 a. m.
Text: 'Steff is the sexiest goddess. Also, I would worship her if she didn't text me at 2 a. m.'
Tweet: 'Steff is a sex godess. Also, she's the reason I'm still awake.'
DM: 'Steff is a sex goddess. Also, she's the reason I'm still mad.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A steff
The cutest little monster in the whole world. She's beautiful, kind, and the best person ever, even if she's also the worst.
Text: 'Steff is the cutest little monster. Also, she's the worst person ever.'
Tweet: 'Steff is the best person ever. Also, she's a monster.'
DM: 'Steff is a munchkin. Also, she's the worst.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A stebbo
A stebbo is a guy who thinks he's a heartthrob, but in reality, he's just a sweaty mess who can't keep it together long enough to finish a date. He's got the looks of a fool and the charm of a wet sock.
'I'm going to ask every girl at the bar,' he said, then tripped over his own feet.
'She said yes, but I already got a text from the next one,' he bragged, while still wearing his shirt from last night.
He tried to rap to a girl, but it sounded like he was trying to eat a dictionary.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A stebbo
A stebbo is a kid who thinks he's black, but he's really just a white boy with a bad case of 'I saw that movie once.' He tries to act like a gangster, but he's just a softie who still wears socks with his sneakers.
He tried to do a 'hoodie flip' and it looked like he was trying to flip a pancake.
He tried to say 'yo' like he was in the movies, but it came out as 'yooooo.'
He tried to dance like a thug, but he looked like a confused chicken.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A steamy Cheaib
When a guy is humping so wild that a lady’s snatch starts to puff out steam like a hot dog in a microwave.
My uncle was doing this to my aunt during Thanksgiving. The whole room smelled like a sauna and regret.
My neighbor’s dog was doing this to the mailman. The mailman left with a sore leg and a new nickname.
My cousin’s boyfriend was doing this to her in the back of a taxi. The driver had to pull over because he was laughing too hard.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A steamy Cheaib
When a guy’s cock is so busy doing its job that a woman’s snatch starts to sizzle like a greasy burger on a grill.
My brother did this to my sister in the kitchen. The smoke alarm went off, and the whole neighborhood came to check it out.
My friend did this to his girlfriend in the park. The squirrels ran away in fear.
My cousin did this to her crush in the library. The librarian gave them a warning and a side-eye.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A steamy Cheaib
When a guy is f***in' so hard that a woman’s vagina starts to steam like a soup pot on a boil.
My dad did this to my mom in the garage. The whole neighborhood thought there was a fire.
My friend’s brother did this to his girlfriend in the car. The car started to smell like a food truck.
My uncle did this to his wife in the living room. The TV turned off because it couldn’t handle the noise.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A steamy Cheaib
When a guy is doing the deed so fast that a woman’s snatch starts to steam like a fart in a sauna.
My cousin did this to her boyfriend in the hallway. The neighbors heard everything.
My friend did this to his crush in the bathroom. The toilet was laughing.
My brother did this to my sister in the kitchen. The dishes got jealous.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A steamy Cheaib
When a guy is doing the horizontal shuffle so hard that a woman’s snatch starts to steam like a lava flow in a volcano.
My uncle did this to his wife in the backyard. The dogs started to dance.
My brother did this to my sister in the garage. The car started to move.
My friend did this to his girlfriend in the park. The birds flew away in fear.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A steamy Cheaib
When a guy is doing the deed so wild that a woman’s snatch starts to steam like a soup pot on a boil and a microwave on a timer.
My dad did this to my mom in the kitchen. The smoke alarm was screaming.
My brother did this to my sister in the living room. The TV turned off in shock.
My friend did this to his crush in the car. The car started to smoke.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A statistic
A drunk driver’s fancy way of saying they’re too lazy to live.
I got a statistic because I ran a red light while eating a taco.
My cousin’s a statistic now, and his only legacy is a broken taco shell.
That guy who crashed into a fire hydrant? He’s a statistic, and he’s proud of it.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A statistic
When scientists can’t pick a side and just say, 'Maybe.' with a PhD.
The teacher said, 'I’m not sure,' and that was a statistic.
The weather forecast was a statistic: 'Maybe it’ll rain, maybe it won’t.'
He said, 'I think it’s a 50-50 chance,' and that’s a statistic.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A statistic
Math and psychology had a kid, and it’s a brat who failed algebra.
That kid in class who failed math? He’s a statistic’s kid.
My math teacher said I’m like a statistic’s brat.
Math and psychology had a kid who cries over equations.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A statistic
A government worker who thinks you owe them your life and your paycheck.
That guy in the office who hates you? He’s a statistic.
My boss is a statistic, and he takes 10% of my soul every month.
The tax man is a statistic who thinks you’re his lunch.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A statistic
A person who thinks the government should run your life like it’s a reality show.
My uncle is a statistic who thinks the government should feed him.
That lady who wants the government to pick her clothes? She’s a statistic.
My teacher said, 'The government should give you your lunch,' and that’s a statistic.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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