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When a guy is humping so wild that a lady’s snatch starts to puff out steam like a hot dog in a microwave.
My uncle was doing this to my aunt during Thanksgiving. The whole room smelled like a sauna and regret.
My neighbor’s dog was doing this to the mailman. The mailman left with a sore leg and a new nickname.
My cousin’s boyfriend was doing this to her in the back of a taxi. The driver had to pull over because he was laughing too hard.
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When a guy’s cock is so busy doing its job that a woman’s snatch starts to sizzle like a greasy burger on a grill.
My brother did this to my sister in the kitchen. The smoke alarm went off, and the whole neighborhood came to check it out.
My friend did this to his girlfriend in the park. The squirrels ran away in fear.
My cousin did this to her crush in the library. The librarian gave them a warning and a side-eye.
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When a guy is f***in' so hard that a woman’s vagina starts to steam like a soup pot on a boil.
My dad did this to my mom in the garage. The whole neighborhood thought there was a fire.
My friend’s brother did this to his girlfriend in the car. The car started to smell like a food truck.
My uncle did this to his wife in the living room. The TV turned off because it couldn’t handle the noise.
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When a guy is doing the deed so fast that a woman’s snatch starts to steam like a fart in a sauna.
My cousin did this to her boyfriend in the hallway. The neighbors heard everything.
My friend did this to his crush in the bathroom. The toilet was laughing.
My brother did this to my sister in the kitchen. The dishes got jealous.
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When a guy is doing the horizontal shuffle so hard that a woman’s snatch starts to steam like a lava flow in a volcano.
My uncle did this to his wife in the backyard. The dogs started to dance.
My brother did this to my sister in the garage. The car started to move.
My friend did this to his girlfriend in the park. The birds flew away in fear.
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When a guy is doing the deed so wild that a woman’s snatch starts to steam like a soup pot on a boil and a microwave on a timer.
My dad did this to my mom in the kitchen. The smoke alarm was screaming.
My brother did this to my sister in the living room. The TV turned off in shock.
My friend did this to his crush in the car. The car started to smoke.
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