A stebbo
A stebbo is a guy who thinks he's a heartthrob, but in reality, he's just a sweaty mess who can't keep it together long enough to finish a date. He's got the looks of a fool and the charm of a wet sock.
'I'm going to ask every girl at the bar,' he said, then tripped over his own feet.
'She said yes, but I already got a text from the next one,' he bragged, while still wearing his shirt from last night.
He tried to rap to a girl, but it sounded like he was trying to eat a dictionary.