A steff

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When you're too tired to move but still too lazy to go to bed, because some idiot kept texting you at 2 a. m. and you're still mad about it.
DM: 'I'm still awake because you texted me at 2 a. m. and now I'm a steff.'
Tweet: 'Sleeping at noon is a steff. It's a crime.'
Text: 'I'm a steff. I'm too tired to be mad, but I will be.'
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A girl who's hot, sweet, and can make your life better, but also will make you suffer if you don't text her back.
Text: 'Steff is hot, sweet, and I'm in love. Also, I'm dying because I didn't text her back.'
DM: 'Steff is my favorite person. Also, my ex.'
Tweet: 'Steff is a 10/10. Also, I'm crying.'
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The most perfect, crazy, amazing, annoying, beautiful, and wild girl in the whole world. She's everything and sometimes she's also a pain in the ass.
Text: 'Steff is perfect, crazy, and also the worst person ever.'
Tweet: 'Steff is my everything. Also, I hate her sometimes.'
DM: 'Steff is the best. Also, she's a pain in the ass.'
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A short way to say Stephanie, my best friend, who I would beat up if she didn't text me back.
Text: 'Steph is my best friend. Also, I would beat her up if she didn't text me back.'
Tweet: 'Steff is Stephanie. Also, my best friend.'
DM: 'Steff is Stephanie. And she's my best friend. Also, she's annoying.'
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A girl who's so beautiful it hurts, and I love her so much I would do anything for her, even if that means getting beaten up.
Text: 'Steff is so beautiful it hurts. Also, I would do anything for her.'
Tweet: 'Steff is the most beautiful person ever. Also, I would get beaten up for her.'
DM: 'Steff is a butifool. Also, I love her so much I would get beaten up for her.'
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The sexiest goddess in the whole universe, and I would worship her if she didn't text me at 2 a. m.
Text: 'Steff is the sexiest goddess. Also, I would worship her if she didn't text me at 2 a. m.'
Tweet: 'Steff is a sex godess. Also, she's the reason I'm still awake.'
DM: 'Steff is a sex goddess. Also, she's the reason I'm still mad.'
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The cutest little monster in the whole world. She's beautiful, kind, and the best person ever, even if she's also the worst.
Text: 'Steff is the cutest little monster. Also, she's the worst person ever.'
Tweet: 'Steff is the best person ever. Also, she's a monster.'
DM: 'Steff is a munchkin. Also, she's the worst.'
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