The nurse told me she was a sexual intellect. I told her she was just a know it all who didn’t know her own blood pressure.

He said he was a sexual intellect, but I told him he was just a know it all with a bad case of the dandruff.

She told me she was a sexual intellect. I asked her if she had a degree in nonsense and she said, 'Yes, and it’s a 4.0.'