A sexual intellect

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A person who gets their pants around their ankles when someone else is smart or has a big brain.

My math teacher is a sexual intellect. I had to take a break during his lecture because I was getting hard.

She kept solving equations in her head during sex. I asked her if she was having a math test or a brain workout.

He called me a sexual intellect after I calculated his GPA while we were doing the horizontal mambo.

A dumbass who thinks they're the next big thing because they've had sex with a bunch of people.

He told me he was a sexual intellect because he's had sex with 12 girls. I told him that’s just a number, not a title.

She said she was a sexual intellect because she dated a football player and a rockstar. I told her that was just a phase.

He texted me, 'I’m a sexual intellect. I’ve been with 50 people.' I replied, 'You’re a sexual idiot.'

A person who thinks they’re the next great thinker, but they’re just full of hot air.

The nurse told me she was a sexual intellect. I told her she was just a know it all who didn’t know her own blood pressure.

He said he was a sexual intellect, but I told him he was just a know it all with a bad case of the dandruff.

She told me she was a sexual intellect. I asked her if she had a degree in nonsense and she said, 'Yes, and it’s a 4.0.'

A know it all who thinks they’re the smartest person in the room, but they’re just full of hot air and wrong answers.

He said he was a sexual intellect because he knew the answer to every question. I told him he was just a know it all with a bad attitude.

She told me she was a sexual intellect and knew everything. I told her that she probably didn’t know the difference between a pyramid and a triangle.

He called me a sexual intellect after I corrected his math. I told him that I had a brain and he had a face full of blisters.