A severe lack of female companions?

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A fancy way of saying you're stuck with nothing but a bunch of ugly guys and no hot girls to save you.

Bro, I've been stuck with no bitches since I got stuck with my cousin's old Xbox.

My life is like a horror movie without any hot chicks.

No bitches, no snacks, just my mom yelling at me.

When you're so desperate you'd take a guy with a chin full of beard over a hot girl.

I’d rather be stuck with my uncle’s beard than no bitches.

I'd take a guy who smells like old socks over no hot girls any day.

No bitches, just my brother and his weird pet rat.

When you're so low on hot girls, you're jealous of your dog’s dating life.

My dog has a girlfriend, and I don’t. That’s not fair.

I’m jealous of my cat, she’s got a boyfriend and I got no bitches.

No bitches, just my dog and his weird obsession with my shoes.