A sexy Croatian
A sexy Croatian is a guy who looks like he came out of a tattoo machine and you wish your dad was him instead of your teacher.
That Croatian looked like he had been dipped in ink and I wanted to kiss him and then punch my mom for being ugly.
I saw that Croatian on TikTok and I wanted to quit school just to go be his girlfriend.
My little brother saw a sexy Croatian and started crying because he thought he was a monster and wanted to date him.