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A monke never gives up on a good banana
A monkey will go full-on chaos mode if you mess with their banana.
The monkey ran around the room screaming and throwing bananas at everyone.
He started a banana riot just to get his banana back.
She broke a chair because she was mad about the banana.
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A monke never gives up on a good banana
A monkey will do anything, including eating your face, to keep their banana.
He ate the whole banana and then licked the face of the person who took it.
She threw a banana in his mouth and then started screaming.
He bit through the banana and then bit the person who took it.
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A monke never gives up on a good banana
A monkey will never let you take the best banana, not even if you’re bigger and stronger.
The tiny monkey took down the big guy just to get his banana.
She took the banana right from his hand and ran away.
He wouldn’t stop until he had the best banana and you were crying.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A monke never gives up on a good banana
A monkey will go to extreme lengths, like throwing poop, to get their banana back.
He threw a banana peel at the kid who took his banana.
She threw a whole bunch of poop just to get her banana.
He screamed and threw poop at the teacher who took it.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A molfai cardanul
It means you take a big one up the backside and you let it all out like a sad trombone.
My cousin got a molfai cardanul after he failed his math test.
She molfai cardanul when the bus broke down in the middle of the highway.
He molfai cardanul because his dog ate his homework.
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A molfai cardanul
It’s when you get a face full of embarrassment and you can’t stop laughing.
I molfai cardanul when my teacher called me 'Mr. Nobody.'
She molfai cardanul after she tripped in front of the whole school.
He molfai cardanul because he wore his pajamas to class.
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A molfai cardanul
It’s like getting a big slap in the face from a rotten tomato.
He molfai cardanul after he said 'I love you' to his teacher.
She molfai cardanul when she forgot her lunch again.
I molfai cardanul when my dog pooped on the carpet.
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A molfai cardanul
It’s when you feel like you’ve been run over by a bus and you still laugh about it.
I molfai cardanul when my friend told me I had a booger in my hair.
She molfai cardanul after she fell into the pool wearing her socks.
He molfai cardanul because he tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite.
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A molfai cardanul
It’s like being caught in the middle of a big mess and you just can’t stop laughing.
He molfai cardanul when he accidentally sent a text to his mom saying 'I love you, dog.'
She molfai cardanul because her dog ate her homework again.
I molfai cardanul when my friend cried over a spilled juice box.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A molfai cardanul
It’s when you get a big laugh out of the worst possible situation.
I molfai cardanul when my teacher forgot her own name.
She molfai cardanul after she locked herself in the bathroom.
He molfai cardanul because he tried to balance on one foot and fell over.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A miserable virgin
The saddest person who ever failed at life and sex.
You're the reason why no one wants to be a virgin anymore.
You're like a expired pizza that no one wants to eat.
You're the ghost of failed relationships everywhere.
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A miserable virgin
A guy who's too scared to ask for a date and too dumb to know why.
You're the reason why everyone else is getting laid and you're still stuck in your mom's basement.
You're like a broken calculator that can't even do basic math.
You're the reason why your friends laugh at you during group chats.
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A miserable virgin
A human who's never had a real kiss and probably never will.
You're the reason why everyone else is living their best life and you're still stuck in the worst one.
You're like a broken radio that only plays one song.
You're the reason why your ex is now dating your best friend.
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A miserable virgin
A person who's too weak to get laid and too lazy to try.
You're the reason why your friends are all getting sex and you're still getting snacks.
You're like a couch that no one wants to sit on.
You're the reason why your mom still thinks you're a kid.
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A miserable virgin
A guy who's so bad at life that even his crushes run away from him.
You're the reason why everyone else is getting dates and you're still stuck with your mom.
You're like a failed experiment that no one wants to see.
You're the reason why your crush is now dating your brother.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A miserable virgin
A person who's never had a real relationship and probably never will.
You're the reason why everyone else is getting married and you're still stuck with your cat.
You're like a forgotten sock in the laundry.
You're the reason why your friends think you're a lost cause.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A miserable son of a ghoster
Mr Little’s way of calling someone a total waste of breath and body
He screamed it during gym class when the principal tripped over a dodgeball.
He said it in the lunchroom when the cafeteria lady spilled soup on his pizza.
He yelled it in the hallway when his friend forgot his math homework again.
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A miserable son of a ghoster
What Mr Little calls someone when they are the worst kind of loser
He called it when the teacher gave him a zero for not doing his homework.
He said it when the bus driver honked at him for no reason.
He shouted it when his friend cried during recess.
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A miserable son of a ghoster
Mr Little’s favorite way to curse someone in front of everyone
He yelled it when the bell rang and he had to go to math class.
He said it when his pet goldfish died in the fishbowl.
He called it when his lunch was stolen by a kid in third grade.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A million suns
the moment a woman feels like she’s about to explode from pure pleasure and wishes she had a fire extinguisher
My girlfriend looked at me like I just invented pizza and said, 'You just gave me a million suns.'
He hit that spot and I felt like I was in a lava pit with a million suns.
My mom said, 'That was a million suns, I’ve never seen anything like it.'
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