A monke never gives up on a good banana

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A monkey will scream, throw poop, and bite your face off if you try to take the best banana from them.
I saw the monkey throw a banana peel at the kid who took his banana. Classic.
The monkey wouldn’t stop yelling until he got his banana back.
She tried to take the banana, and the monkey bit her nose. No mercy.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A monkey will fight for a banana like it’s the last banana on Earth and you’re the devil.
He fought a whole group of monkeys just to get that one banana.
She threw a banana at her teacher’s head because he wouldn’t give her the good one.
He didn’t stop screaming until he had that banana in his hands.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A monkey will go full-on chaos mode if you mess with their banana.
The monkey ran around the room screaming and throwing bananas at everyone.
He started a banana riot just to get his banana back.
She broke a chair because she was mad about the banana.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A monkey will do anything, including eating your face, to keep their banana.
He ate the whole banana and then licked the face of the person who took it.
She threw a banana in his mouth and then started screaming.
He bit through the banana and then bit the person who took it.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A monkey will never let you take the best banana, not even if you’re bigger and stronger.
The tiny monkey took down the big guy just to get his banana.
She took the banana right from his hand and ran away.
He wouldn’t stop until he had the best banana and you were crying.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A monkey will go to extreme lengths, like throwing poop, to get their banana back.
He threw a banana peel at the kid who took his banana.
She threw a whole bunch of poop just to get her banana.
He screamed and threw poop at the teacher who took it.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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