A Bod Tim
A Bod Tim is when you get so mad you start talking to things that can’t talk back
He yelled at the fridge for not being cool enough
She cursed the printer for jamming her important document
He screamed at the sock that didn’t match
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A Bod Tim
A Bod Tim is when you lose your brain and start screaming at the universe
He shouted at the moon for not shining bright enough
She yelled at the sun for waking her up too early
He cursed the stars for not aligning his luck
A Bod Tim
A Bod Tim is when you yell so loud that the neighbors think you’re being attacked
He screamed at the mailman for delivering the wrong letter
She yelled at the neighbor’s cat for knocking over her plants
He cussed the pizza guy for giving the wrong size
A Bobby Johnson
A Bobby Johnson is the dirtiest form of weed you can find. It's like OG kush but even more crumbly and more stank.
I just rolled a Bobby Johnson and my couch is now my new best friend.
My mom said I was eating dirt, but I said I was eating a Bobby Johnson.
My dog ran out of the house when I lit a Bobby Johnson.
A Bobby Johnson
When you're going full send, you're not just high, you're a Bobby Johnson in human form.
I started screaming at my math test like it was a Bobby Johnson.
I ate three tacos and said I was going full send, I was wrong.
My cousin said he was going full send, but he just fell asleep.
A Bobby Johnson
A Bobby Johnson is a person who shows up when you're in the shitter and saves your life with a single hit.
My Bobby Johnson showed up at the gas station and got me out of a bad situation.
I was about to cry, but my Bobby Johnson gave me a hit and I was good.
I had no money, but my Bobby Johnson paid for my pizza.
A Bobby Johnson
Calling someone a Bobby Johnson is like saying they're the dumbest person you've ever seen.
My teacher said I was a Bobby Johnson for drawing on the wall.
I called my brother a Bobby Johnson because he ate my lunch.
My friend said I was a Bobby Johnson for crying over a broken leg.
A Bobby Johnson
A Bobby Johnson is the weed you smoke when you're too high to think and too low to care.
I smoked a Bobby Johnson and forgot my own name.
I ate a whole pizza and said it was a Bobby Johnson.
I went to school and my teacher said I was high on a Bobby Johnson.
A Bobby Johnson
Pulling an Oj Bobby Johnson is like pulling out of a situation just as it gets good, you're a total coward.
I pulled an Oj Bobby Johnson during the final game and lost.
I pulled an Oj Bobby Johnson when my mom was about to yell at me.
I pulled an Oj Bobby Johnson during a math test and cried.
A Bobby Johnson
A Bobby Johnson is a drink so random it doesn’t even know what it is, like a drunk person’s thoughts.
I drank a Bobby Johnson and it tasted like my sister's hair.
My friend made a Bobby Johnson and it was blue.
I had a Bobby Johnson and it made me cry.
A Boba
A guy who’s been dating his girlfriend for years but still can’t get his head out of his ass to finish the job.
My ex said he’d been with me for 5 years but still couldn’t get to the endzone.
This guy’s been with his girlfriend for 7 years and still can’t finish what he started.
He’s been dating his girlfriend for 10 years and still can’t get it done.
A Boba
Those tiny, squishy balls that pop in your mouth when you drink boba. They’re like the boba version of a cockroach.
These tapioca balls are like cockroaches in my mouth.
I just chewed a tapioca ball and it felt like a cockroach was in my throat.
These balls are so squishy they feel like cockroaches in a bubble.
A Boba
A Korean word that means treasure, but in the U. S. it got taken over by boba balls and now it’s just a fancy word for boba.
Boba is just a fancy word for tapioca balls in the U. S.
Back in Korea, boba meant treasure, but now it's just a boba ball.
Boba used to mean treasure, now it just means boba.
A Boba
Boba is the deepest word in the world. It means everything from tea to your girlfriend to being a total legend.
Boba is so deep, it’s like it has a PhD in everything.
Boba can mean your girlfriend, your best friend, and your favorite drink all at once.
Boba is so deep, even your mom doesn’t understand it.
A Boba
The chewy little balls in your boba tea. They’re like the boba version of a cockroach, but cooler.
Those balls in my boba tea are like cockroaches, but they’re chewy.
Boba balls are like cockroaches that are also chewy.
I love my boba balls. They’re like cockroaches with a side of chew.
A Boba
When you do anything to get boba, even if it means walking to the store or driving there like a maniac.
I did a boba run and walked three blocks just to get boba.
I drove to the store like a lunatic for my boba.
I ran to the store for boba and I’m still out of breath.
A Boba
In Taiwan, BOBA means a girl with big breast. In the U. S., it means boba balls. America is a disgrace.
In Taiwan, boba means big breast. In America, it's just a boba ball.
Back in Taiwan, boba meant a big breast. In America, it means a boba ball. America is a disgrace.
Taiwan uses boba for big breast, but America just uses it for boba balls. We're pathetic.
A Bob Marley Day
A Bob Marley Day is when you’re so lazy you don’t even bother getting out of bed, but you still smoke so much weed you might as well be Bob Marley’s ghost haunting your couch.
My cousin got so high on Bob Marley Day he tried to talk to the ceiling.
I didn’t leave my room on Bob Marley Day, but I left a trail of smoke behind me.
My dog ate my joint on Bob Marley Day and now he’s high and judging me.
A Bob Marley Day
On Bob Marley Day, the only law that matters is the law of weed and vibes, and Bob Marley sex dolls are now officially the most expensive piece of junk you can buy on April 16th.
My mom bought a Bob Marley sex doll and now it’s sitting next to my dad’s old golf clubs.
I tried to propose to my crush with a Bob Marley sex doll and it was awkward.
My teacher showed up to class on Bob Marley Day with a Bob Marley sex doll and we all laughed until we cried.
A Blurred Line
The best homemade fantasy game ever, made in some ancient RPG Maker. It’s about a guy named Talan who gets framed for killing the boss, which he didn’t do, and he’s trying to escape this evil organization before they catch him. He finds out the organization and its creepy invention are way worse than they look. He’s stuck between being a good guy and a total piece of shit.
Talan: 'I didn’t kill the director, I swear!' The Agency: 'You’re dead to us.'
The Catch Colony: 'We’re gonna make you suffer.'
Talan: 'I’m gonna be the bad guy, but I don’t want to be.'