A Bob Marley Day

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A Bob Marley Day is when you’re so lazy you don’t even bother getting out of bed, but you still smoke so much weed you might as well be Bob Marley’s ghost haunting your couch.
My cousin got so high on Bob Marley Day he tried to talk to the ceiling.
I didn’t leave my room on Bob Marley Day, but I left a trail of smoke behind me.
My dog ate my joint on Bob Marley Day and now he’s high and judging me.
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On Bob Marley Day, the only law that matters is the law of weed and vibes, and Bob Marley sex dolls are now officially the most expensive piece of junk you can buy on April 16th.
My mom bought a Bob Marley sex doll and now it’s sitting next to my dad’s old golf clubs.
I tried to propose to my crush with a Bob Marley sex doll and it was awkward.
My teacher showed up to class on Bob Marley Day with a Bob Marley sex doll and we all laughed until we cried.
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