A Boba

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A guy who’s been dating his girlfriend for years but still can’t get his head out of his ass to finish the job.

My ex said he’d been with me for 5 years but still couldn’t get to the endzone.

This guy’s been with his girlfriend for 7 years and still can’t finish what he started.

He’s been dating his girlfriend for 10 years and still can’t get it done.

Those tiny, squishy balls that pop in your mouth when you drink boba. They’re like the boba version of a cockroach.

These tapioca balls are like cockroaches in my mouth.

I just chewed a tapioca ball and it felt like a cockroach was in my throat.

These balls are so squishy they feel like cockroaches in a bubble.

A Korean word that means treasure, but in the U. S. it got taken over by boba balls and now it’s just a fancy word for boba.

Boba is just a fancy word for tapioca balls in the U. S.

Back in Korea, boba meant treasure, but now it's just a boba ball.

Boba used to mean treasure, now it just means boba.

Boba is the deepest word in the world. It means everything from tea to your girlfriend to being a total legend.

Boba is so deep, it’s like it has a PhD in everything.

Boba can mean your girlfriend, your best friend, and your favorite drink all at once.

Boba is so deep, even your mom doesn’t understand it.

The chewy little balls in your boba tea. They’re like the boba version of a cockroach, but cooler.

Those balls in my boba tea are like cockroaches, but they’re chewy.

Boba balls are like cockroaches that are also chewy.

I love my boba balls. They’re like cockroaches with a side of chew.

When you do anything to get boba, even if it means walking to the store or driving there like a maniac.

I did a boba run and walked three blocks just to get boba.

I drove to the store like a lunatic for my boba.

I ran to the store for boba and I’m still out of breath.

In Taiwan, BOBA means a girl with big breast. In the U. S., it means boba balls. America is a disgrace.

In Taiwan, boba means big breast. In America, it's just a boba ball.

Back in Taiwan, boba meant a big breast. In America, it means a boba ball. America is a disgrace.

Taiwan uses boba for big breast, but America just uses it for boba balls. We're pathetic.