Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The saddest person who ever failed at life and sex.

You're the reason why no one wants to be a virgin anymore.

You're like a expired pizza that no one wants to eat.

You're the ghost of failed relationships everywhere.

2

A guy who's too scared to ask for a date and too dumb to know why.

You're the reason why everyone else is getting laid and you're still stuck in your mom's basement.

You're like a broken calculator that can't even do basic math.

You're the reason why your friends laugh at you during group chats.

3

A human who's never had a real kiss and probably never will.

You're the reason why everyone else is living their best life and you're still stuck in the worst one.

You're like a broken radio that only plays one song.

You're the reason why your ex is now dating your best friend.

4

A person who's too weak to get laid and too lazy to try.

You're the reason why your friends are all getting sex and you're still getting snacks.

You're like a couch that no one wants to sit on.

You're the reason why your mom still thinks you're a kid.

5

A guy who's so bad at life that even his crushes run away from him.

You're the reason why everyone else is getting dates and you're still stuck with your mom.

You're like a failed experiment that no one wants to see.

You're the reason why your crush is now dating your brother.

6

A person who's never had a real relationship and probably never will.

You're the reason why everyone else is getting married and you're still stuck with your cat.

You're like a forgotten sock in the laundry.

You're the reason why your friends think you're a lost cause.