A sexy Croatian
A sexy Croatian is like a tattooed superhero who makes you want to throw your lunch at your crush because they’re too ugly.
That Croatian had so many tattoos, I thought he was a superhero and I wanted to date him instead of my crush.
I saw that Croatian on Twitter and I almost peed my pants because he looked like a god and I wanted to marry him.
My friend showed me a photo of a sexy Croatian and I wanted to run away from school to be with him.