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B.J. Novak

He’s the temp from The Office who’s way too good for that show. He’s a hilarious stand-up guy. I want to date him.

He’s the best comedian I’ve ever seen. I’d take him over anyone.

He’s the funniest guy on the planet. I’m obsessed with him.

He’s way better than the rest of The Office. I love him.

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B.J. Houshmandzadeh

A girl has to say "Houshmandzadeh" while you're giving her head and your junk is stuck in her mouth like a meatloaf.

My girl said it like it was a curse. I thought she was gonna scream my name at the hospital.

She said it so loud the bar got a free round of shots. I was proud.

She said it with a smile like it was a love song. I knew I was gonna die from happiness.

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B.J. Houshmandzadeh

You're giving her head and she's got to yell out "Houshmandzadeh" like it's the end of the world and your cock is the apocalypse.

She said it so loud the cops came. I was like, "Is this a robbery or a tribute?"

She said it during a fight. I was like, "Why are we even fighting anymore?"

She said it while I was giving her head. I was like, "I think I just got a promotion."

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B.J. Houshmandzadeh

You're giving her head and she has to say your name like it's a curse and your cock is the devil.

She said it so loud the neighbors came out. I was like, "Is this a party or a war?"

She said it in the middle of a restaurant. I was like, "I think I just got a free dinner."

She said it while I was giving her head. I was like, "I think I just got a new religion."

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B.J. Cummins

a hot girl on Son of the Beach who looks like she could kick your ass and still have time to flirt with you

Hey, I just saw you on Son of the Beach. You look like you could beat up my brother and still have time to text me.

That girl on Son of the Beach is hot enough to make my ex jealous and my mom cry.

If that girl on Son of the Beach was my neighbor, I’d probably start a fight just to get her attention.

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B.J. Cummins

the name you yell when you're drunk and prank calling a Chinese store just to hear them yell back

B. J. Cummins! I just ate three dumplings and I’m still mad at you!

B. J. Cummins! Why did you call me at 2 a. m.?! I was dreaming about noodles!

B. J. Cummins! I’m gonna come to your house and eat all your pizza!

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B.J Blazkowicz

A walking meat shield who doesn’t give a damn if he gets killed. He hates Nazis so much, he’d punch their face in while they’re still screaming. He’s got a bullet hole in his head and still kept fighting like a damn lunatic.

"B. J Blazkowicz is the reason I still have a brain. He took on a whole army and came out laughing.", @DoomLegend99

"I saw him kill a Nazi with a chainsaw and still had time to throw a punch.", @NaziKiller2023

"He’s not a man, he’s a goddamn death machine.", @DoomSlayer4Life

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B.J Blazkowicz

A man who doesn’t care if he gets shot 10 times. He’s got the guts of a damn lion and the heart of a guy who just got stabbed in the face with a spoon.

"B. J Blazkowicz is the only guy who can make a Nazi cry with a single punch.", @NaziBasher123

"He didn’t even flinch when a bullet went through his eye.", @BulletHead77

"He killed Hitler and still had time to roast a chicken.", @DoomChef69

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B.J Blazkowicz

A man who doesn’t know the meaning of the word ‘fear’. He’s got a bullet hole in his chest and still fights like he’s got a damn rocket up his ass.

"B. J Blazkowicz kicked Nazi ass so hard, their momma cried.", @NaziMom3000

"He doesn’t just fight Nazis, he makes them feel like crap.", @NaziCrusher2024

"He’s the only man who can make a chainsaw look like a toothpick.", @ChainsawManiac

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B.I.U.

Bold Italicized Underlined: the fancy name for when you make your text look like a neon sign in a drunk man's dream. You use it when you're trying to sound important but don't know how to format your text properly.

Bro, I'm gonna make this message so loud it'll wake the dead. B. I. U. is my weapon.

My mom texted me: 'I'm sick. B. I. U. because I'm feeling extra dramatic.'

My crush said, 'I like you. B. I. U. because I'm trying to impress you.'

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B.I.U.

Bold Italicized Underlined: the way you make your text look like it's screaming at you. You use it when you're too lazy to write a normal message but still want to sound cool.

My friend sent me: 'We’re gonna win. B. I. U. because I’m too tired to type normally.'

My teacher said, 'Homework is due. B. I. U. because I’m trying to scare you.'

My dog barked at me: 'B. I. U. because I’m mad at you.'

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B.I.U.

Bold Italicized Underlined: the text version of a neon sign in a bar. You use it when you’re trying to be fancy but don’t know what fancy means.

My sister texted me: 'I got a new job. B. I. U. because I’m trying to be fancy.'

My dad sent me: 'I’m coming to visit. B. I. U. because I’m trying to sound important.'

My crush said, 'I’ll text you later. B. I. U. because I’m trying to impress you.'

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B.I.T.D.B.

B. I. T. D. B. means you’re so old you still remember when your first crush had a butt that looked like it belonged to a donkey.

My grandma says she used to B. I. T. D. B. with my grandpa in the back of a pick-up truck.

I B. I. T. D. B. when I saw my old homie wearing the same shirt from 2003.

My cousin B. I. T. D. B. so hard he forgot to eat his lunch.

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B.I.T.D.B.

B. I. T. D. B. is when you’re so stuck in the past you think your ex still has a booty like a billboard.

I B. I. T. D. B. every time I hear that song from 2010.

My friend B. I. T. D. B. so much he tried to text his old crush.

I B. I. T. D. B. when I saw my old squad at the mall.

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B.I.T.D.B.

B. I. T. D. B. is like having a flashback where you think you’re still in middle school and your crush had the best butt in the lunchroom.

I B. I. T. D. B. when I walked by the old pizza place.

My mom B. I. T. D. B. and started dancing to her old jam.

I B. I. T. D. B. so hard I forgot my pants.

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B.I.T.D.B.

B. I. T. D. B. is when you get so lost in your memories you think you can still hit that butt like it was 2009.

I B. I. T. D. B. and tried to text my old crush again.

My uncle B. I. T. D. B. and started yelling at the TV.

I B. I. T. D. B. so much I cried in the grocery store.

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B.I.T.D.B.

B. I. T. D. B. is when you’re so stuck in the past you think your ex’s butt is still the best thing since sliced bread.

I B. I. T. D. B. when I saw my old squad at the mall.

My cousin B. I. T. D. B. and tried to text his old crush.

I B. I. T. D. B. so hard I forgot my lunch.

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B.I.T or B.I.A.

Bit is a little girl who’s learning how to be a real pain in the ass and Bia is a grown woman who’s already mastered being a total pain in the ass.

My cousin is a bit because she still whines about her crush

My mom is a Bia because she yells at the TV and me

My sister called me a bit because I cried when I got a B-

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B.I.T or B.I.A.

Bit is a girl who’s not ready to be a full-blown nightmare and Bia is a woman who’s already screaming at the world.

My friend is a bit because she still blushes when she talks to boys

My teacher is a Bia because she hates every single one of us

My neighbor is a Bia because she cursed my dog out loud

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B.I.T or B.I.A.

Bit is a girl who’s still trying to be cute and Bia is a woman who’s too tired to be cute and just wants to be yelled at.

My little sister is a bit because she still says ‘I love you’ when she texts me

My mom is a Bia because she texted me ‘I HATE YOU’ at 2 AM

My crush is a bit because he still farts when he’s nervous

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