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B.K.M.
B. K. M. is the state you're in when you're so mad you'd kick a butt and then maybe cry about it.
My sister was in B. K. M. after her friend said she was ugly.
He was in B. K. M. when he failed his test.
She went into B. K. M. when her phone got stolen.
B.K.M.
B. K. M. is like being super mad and then giving someone a kick that would make a donkey run away.
I was in B. K. M. when my friend laughed at me.
He was in B. K. M. after he got in trouble for skipping class.
She went into B. K. M. when her cat knocked over her cereal.
B.K.C
B. K. C stands for the Brass Knuckles Crew, a group of guys who punch so hard they might as well be wearing literal brass knuckles on their fists. They’re the reason why the school hallway looks like a war zone every Friday.
"You’re gonna get your face smashed by B. K. C today, loser," said Jake.
"B. K. C just ambushed me in the cafeteria. I didn’t even do anything," said Liam.
"They’re coming for me next. I can feel it," said Chris.
B.K.C
B. K. C also means the Boys Kissing Club, a nickname that was made to mock the crew. It’s basically the school’s way of saying, "You’re a fag, and we all know it."
"You’re in the Boys Kissing Club now," said Sam after getting punched in the face.
"B. K. C? That’s just a fancy way of saying I’m gay," said Alex.
"I joined the Boys Kissing Club by accident. I didn’t even want to," said Taylor.
B.K. or B.K.A.
B. K. is the Blood Killer, the gang that kills so much, they make your mom cry. B. K. A. means Blood Killer Always, like they never stop being a pain in the ass.
My cousin got B. K. tattooed on his arm. Now he’s always getting in fights.
I saw B. K. A. sprayed on a wall in Tokyo. Those Bloods are everywhere.
My teacher wrote B. K. on the board. I got in trouble for laughing.
B.K. or B.K.A.
B. K. is Blood Killer, the gang that likes to beat people up. B. K. A. is Blood Killer Always, like they’re always ready to punch you in the face.
My brother’s crew is B. K. A. They won’t stop fighting until the whole block is destroyed.
I got B. K. written on my lunch. My friend laughed so hard, he spilled his juice.
B. K. A. is on my backpack. My mom said I look like a criminal.
B.K. or B.K.A.
B. K. is Blood Killer, the gang that kills people like it’s a game. B. K. A. is Blood Killer Always, like they never take a break from being annoying.
I saw B. K. on a bus in New York. The driver yelled at me for drawing it on the window.
My friend’s nickname is B. K. A. He’s always talking trash and getting in trouble.
There’s B. K. on my wall. My dad said it’s the worst thing I’ve ever done.
B.J.I
Stands for Bare Jokes Innit. It's a stupid way for kids and lowlife gangsters to chat online like they're important.
B. J. I. bro, this is the worst meme ever.
Why do you use B. J. I.? You’re not cool.
B. J. I. is just for nerds and faggots.
B.J.I
B. J. I. is for people who think they're funny when they're just being stupid on AIM and IRC. Real gangsters don’t need it.
B. J. I. is the reason I failed my math test.
I texted my crush on B. J. I. and now I’m embarrassed.
B. J. I. is for losers who chat with their mom.
B.J.I
Bare Jokes Innit is for weaklings who use MSN like it’s the 2000s. You’re not a gangster, you’re just sad.
My B. J. I. messages are so bad, my dog laughed at me.
I got in trouble for using B. J. I. at school.
B. J. I. is the worst thing since the invention of the fanny pack.
B.J.I
B. J. I. is the dumbest way to talk online. Only people who think they’re tough use it and they’re not.
I used B. J. I. and my friend called me a faggot.
B. J. I. is why I failed my spelling test.
My B. J. I. messages are so bad, my teacher took me to the principal.
B.J.I
Bare Jokes Innit is for people who think they’re gangsters but they’re just sad kids who chat online all day.
I texted my crush on B. J. I. and now I’m a loser.
B. J. I. is the worst thing since pizza got cold.
I got kicked out of the chat for using B. J. I.
B.J.B.M.
A huge black man with meat on his bones and a attitude to match.
My cousin is a B. J. B. M. He eats breakfast like it's a snack.
The guy at the gym is a B. J. B. M. He lifts weights like they're toys.
My uncle is a B. J. B. M. He yells at the TV like it owes him money.
B.J.B.M.
A black man so big, he could make a small man feel tiny and embarrassed.
That B. J. B. M. walked in and the whole room got quiet.
My neighbor is a B. J. B. M. He walks like he owns the sidewalk.
I saw a B. J. B. M. eat an entire pizza by himself. It was unfair.
B.J.B.M.
A black man with the body of a beast and the mouth of a sailor.
My teacher called the janitor a B. J. B. M. because he talked too much.
That B. J. B. M. eats like he's competing in a contest.
I saw a B. J. B. M. take two seats on the bus. No one said anything.
B.J.B.M.
A black man so big, he could bench press a car and still have time to flirt with the barista.
That B. J. B. M. came in and the barista fainted.
My friend’s dad is a B. J. B. M. He can eat three burgers and still be cool.
I saw a B. J. B. M. park his car in a driveway like it was a parking lot.
B.J.B.M.
A black man with the size of a mountain and the personality of a loudspeaker.
That B. J. B. M. talks so loud, the neighbors complain.
I saw a B. J. B. M. walk into a room and the lights dimmed.
My uncle is a B. J. B. M. He can eat a whole cake and still have room for dessert.
B.J.B.M.
A black man so big, he could be a superhero and still have time to eat a whole pie.
That B. J. B. M. walks in and everyone moves out of his way.
I saw a B. J. B. M. eat a whole pie in one bite. It was a miracle.
My cousin is a B. J. B. M. He can sit on two chairs and still be comfortable.
B.J. Novak
He plays that annoying guy from The Office. He’s a stand-up comedian who makes me want to scream. I’m obsessed with him.
He’s the guy who keeps showing up and being ridiculous. I can’t take it anymore.
He’s the best at making jokes. I’m in love with him.
He’s the only reason I watch The Office. I’m a total loser for it.
B.J. Novak
He’s that guy from The Office who’s always making jokes. He’s the best at stand-up. I want him to be my boyfriend.
He’s the funniest guy on TV. I would marry him if he asked.
He’s the reason I laugh every day. I’m in love with him.
He’s the best comedian ever. I’m a total fangirl.
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