B.J.B.M.
A huge black man with meat on his bones and a attitude to match.
My cousin is a B. J. B. M. He eats breakfast like it's a snack.
The guy at the gym is a B. J. B. M. He lifts weights like they're toys.
My uncle is a B. J. B. M. He yells at the TV like it owes him money.