B.J.B.M.

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A huge black man with meat on his bones and a attitude to match.

My cousin is a B. J. B. M. He eats breakfast like it's a snack.

The guy at the gym is a B. J. B. M. He lifts weights like they're toys.

My uncle is a B. J. B. M. He yells at the TV like it owes him money.

A black man so big, he could make a small man feel tiny and embarrassed.

That B. J. B. M. walked in and the whole room got quiet.

My neighbor is a B. J. B. M. He walks like he owns the sidewalk.

I saw a B. J. B. M. eat an entire pizza by himself. It was unfair.

A black man with the body of a beast and the mouth of a sailor.

My teacher called the janitor a B. J. B. M. because he talked too much.

That B. J. B. M. eats like he's competing in a contest.

I saw a B. J. B. M. take two seats on the bus. No one said anything.

A black man so big, he could bench press a car and still have time to flirt with the barista.

That B. J. B. M. came in and the barista fainted.

My friend’s dad is a B. J. B. M. He can eat three burgers and still be cool.

I saw a B. J. B. M. park his car in a driveway like it was a parking lot.

A black man with the size of a mountain and the personality of a loudspeaker.

That B. J. B. M. talks so loud, the neighbors complain.

I saw a B. J. B. M. walk into a room and the lights dimmed.

My uncle is a B. J. B. M. He can eat a whole cake and still have room for dessert.

A black man so big, he could be a superhero and still have time to eat a whole pie.

That B. J. B. M. walks in and everyone moves out of his way.

I saw a B. J. B. M. eat a whole pie in one bite. It was a miracle.

My cousin is a B. J. B. M. He can sit on two chairs and still be comfortable.