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B.M.A.B.C.

The Westside Playa way of life, as Tupac said: drinking, modeling, and getting so many booty calls that your phone might break.

My phone is broken from all the booty calls and my model’s texts.

I had a booty call from my ex, my model, and my neighbor all at the same time.

I drank so much I texted my booty call and my model at the same time.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B.M.A.B.C.

The Westside Playa life, like Tupac said: bottles, models, alcohol, and booty calls so many you might need a new phone.

My phone is dying from all the booty calls and my model’s texts.

I had a booty call from my ex, a model, and my neighbor all at once.

I drank so much I called my booty call and my model at the same time.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B.M. from the front

A giant, dark, meat stick so big it looks like he’s shitting out of his face. That’s why it’s called a Bowel Movement from the front.

My cousin’s B. M. from the front made the whole bathroom smell like a dumpster fire.

He walked in and I thought he was peeing on the floor.

That B. M. from the front looked like it was about to take over the whole block.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B.M. from the front

A horse’s weiner on a black man. It’s like the animal kingdom threw a party and this guy was the main event.

My neighbor’s B. M. from the front is so big, it’s got its own zip code.

He walked in and the whole gym turned around.

That weiner was so big, I thought he was gonna drop dead from the weight of it.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B.M. from the front

A donkey weiner so huge it makes you wonder if he’s been eating donkey food for years.

That B. M. from the front looked like it could beat up a donkey.

He came in and the whole bar went silent.

That weiner was so big, it had its own Instagram.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B.M. Burglar

A person so messed up in the head they think eating their own poop is the same as getting high.

I tried to be a B. M. Burglar once. Now I live in shame.

My cousin ate his own poop and called it a snack. He's a B. M. Burglar.

I saw my dog eat my poop. I'm now a B. M. Burglar too.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B.M. Burglar

Someone who can’t tell the difference between a meal and a mess. They eat their own poop like it’s a delicacy.

My friend ate his poop and said it tasted like chicken. He’s a B. M. Burglar.

I’m a B. M. Burglar because I eat my own poop every morning.

My dog eats my poop. I eat my dog’s poop. We’re both B. M. Burglars.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B.M. Burglar

A person who thinks their own poop is the best thing ever and eats it like it's a burger.

I ate my poop and called it a burger. I’m a B. M. Burglar.

My brother eats his own poop for fun. He’s a B. M. Burglar.

I got a job eating poop. I’m a B. M. Burglar now.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B.L.M.L

Blue lemons are just fancy poop that nobody cares about

My ex said B. L. M. L. when I left her for a guy who sells lemons.

My mom called my brother's crush B. L. M. L. and threw a lemon at her head.

My teacher wrote B. L. M. L. on my test and gave me a D because I drew lemons instead of math.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B.L.M.L

A fancy way for a loud mouth to say they want to hump

My cousin said B. L. M. L. when he asked my sister to the prom and she said no.

My neighbor's dog barked B. L. M. L. at the mailman every day.

My friend texted B. L. M. L. to my crush and got blocked.

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B.L.G.S.H

A huge hug that squishes your junk like it’s a stress ball. People use it to flirt online like they’re trying to get a date before lunch.

B. L. G. S. H. I miss you already

Just got a B. L. G. S. H. from my crush

He sent me a B. L. G. S. H. and I laughed so hard I cried

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B.L.G.S.H

When you wrap someone in a hug so tight you could probably get a second opinion on their genital health. Used in messages like it’s a secret code for love.

My mom sent me a B. L. G. S. H. and I felt it in my bones

I got a B. L. G. S. H. from my ex and it was awkward

My best friend sent me a B. L. G. S. H. and I almost died from laughter

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B.L.G.S.H

A hug so big it could make a genie jealous. People use it to flirt like it’s a championship game and their genital area is the prize.

He texted me B. L. G. S. H. and I felt it in my soul

I got a B. L. G. S. H. from my crush and it was magical

My friend sent me a B. L. G. S. H. and I had to take a break from life

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B.L.G.S.H

A hug that’s so long and tight it could make a doctor give you a free checkup. People use it online to flirt like they’re trying to win a bet.

B. L. G. S. H. I’m gonna die from the love

My crush sent me a B. L. G. S. H. and I cried

I got a B. L. G. S. H. from my friend and I felt it in my heart

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B.L.G.S.H

A hug so big it could make a dragon jealous. People use it in messages like it’s a love letter written in emojis and profanity.

B. L. G. S. H. I can’t breathe, but I don’t care

My crush gave me a B. L. G. S. H. and it was legendary

I got a B. L. G. S. H. from my friend and I almost fainted

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B.L.G.S.H

A hug that feels like your junk is being squished by a bear. People use it online like it’s a secret weapon in a battle of flirts.

B. L. G. S. H. I can’t feel my legs anymore

My crush sent me a B. L. G. S. H. and I felt it in my soul

I got a B. L. G. S. H. from my friend and I laughed so hard I threw up

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B.K.M.

B. K. M. stands for 'Butt Kicking Mode' and is basically when you're so angry you'd kick a donkey’s butt just for fun.

My cousin got in B. K. M. after his dog ate his homework.

She was in B. K. M. the whole time she was yelling at the cashier.

He went into B. K. M. when his phone died during a Zoom call.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B.K.M.

B. K. M. is when you're so mad you'd kick a butt and not care if it was your own.

I was in B. K. M. after my mom yelled at me for eating all the pizza.

He was in B. K. M. when the teacher called him out in front of the class.

She went into B. K. M. when her dog peed on the carpet.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B.K.M.

B. K. M. is like being a human version of a donkey who just got kicked in the butt by a giant.

He was in B. K. M. after his brother broke his favorite toy.

She was in B. K. M. when her phone fell into the toilet.

My brother went into B. K. M. when he got a bad grade on his math test.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B.K.M.

B. K. M. is when you're so ready to kick someone's butt you could do it in your sleep.

I was in B. K. M. when my dad didn't let me watch my favorite show.

She was in B. K. M. after her friend stole her lunch.

He went into B. K. M. when his dog chased his mom.

by Slangipedia 17d ago