B.M. from the front

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A giant, dark, meat stick so big it looks like he’s shitting out of his face. That’s why it’s called a Bowel Movement from the front.

My cousin’s B. M. from the front made the whole bathroom smell like a dumpster fire.

He walked in and I thought he was peeing on the floor.

That B. M. from the front looked like it was about to take over the whole block.

A horse’s weiner on a black man. It’s like the animal kingdom threw a party and this guy was the main event.

My neighbor’s B. M. from the front is so big, it’s got its own zip code.

He walked in and the whole gym turned around.

That weiner was so big, I thought he was gonna drop dead from the weight of it.

A donkey weiner so huge it makes you wonder if he’s been eating donkey food for years.

That B. M. from the front looked like it could beat up a donkey.

He came in and the whole bar went silent.

That weiner was so big, it had its own Instagram.