B.L.M.L

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Blue lemons are just fancy poop that nobody cares about
My ex said B. L. M. L. when I left her for a guy who sells lemons.
My mom called my brother's crush B. L. M. L. and threw a lemon at her head.
My teacher wrote B. L. M. L. on my test and gave me a D because I drew lemons instead of math.
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A fancy way for a loud mouth to say they want to hump
My cousin said B. L. M. L. when he asked my sister to the prom and she said no.
My neighbor's dog barked B. L. M. L. at the mailman every day.
My friend texted B. L. M. L. to my crush and got blocked.
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