B.M. Burglar - Someone who can’t tell the difference between a meal and a m

Someone who can’t tell the difference between a meal and a mess. They eat their own poop like it’s a delicacy.

My friend ate his poop and said it tasted like chicken. He’s a B. M. Burglar.

I’m a B. M. Burglar because I eat my own poop every morning.

My dog eats my poop. I eat my dog’s poop. We’re both B. M. Burglars.