B.J. Houshmandzadeh

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A girl has to say "Houshmandzadeh" while you're giving her head and your junk is stuck in her mouth like a meatloaf.

My girl said it like it was a curse. I thought she was gonna scream my name at the hospital.

She said it so loud the bar got a free round of shots. I was proud.

She said it with a smile like it was a love song. I knew I was gonna die from happiness.

You're giving her head and she's got to yell out "Houshmandzadeh" like it's the end of the world and your cock is the apocalypse.

She said it so loud the cops came. I was like, "Is this a robbery or a tribute?"

She said it during a fight. I was like, "Why are we even fighting anymore?"

She said it while I was giving her head. I was like, "I think I just got a promotion."

You're giving her head and she has to say your name like it's a curse and your cock is the devil.

She said it so loud the neighbors came out. I was like, "Is this a party or a war?"

She said it in the middle of a restaurant. I was like, "I think I just got a free dinner."

She said it while I was giving her head. I was like, "I think I just got a new religion."