B.J. Houshmandzadeh
A girl has to say "Houshmandzadeh" while you're giving her head and your junk is stuck in her mouth like a meatloaf.
My girl said it like it was a curse. I thought she was gonna scream my name at the hospital.
She said it so loud the bar got a free round of shots. I was proud.
She said it with a smile like it was a love song. I knew I was gonna die from happiness.