B.J. Cummins
the name you yell when you're drunk and prank calling a Chinese store just to hear them yell back
B. J. Cummins! I just ate three dumplings and I’m still mad at you!
B. J. Cummins! Why did you call me at 2 a. m.?! I was dreaming about noodles!
B. J. Cummins! I’m gonna come to your house and eat all your pizza!