B.I.U.
Bold Italicized Underlined: the text version of a neon sign in a bar. You use it when you’re trying to be fancy but don’t know what fancy means.
My sister texted me: 'I got a new job. B. I. U. because I’m trying to be fancy.'
My dad sent me: 'I’m coming to visit. B. I. U. because I’m trying to sound important.'
My crush said, 'I’ll text you later. B. I. U. because I’m trying to impress you.'